Giveaway Day!


Posted on May 23rd, by Amy in give away. 760 comments

Welcome!  If you aren’t a regular reader here, I invite you to poke around and get to know me a bit!  Just last week I hosted the Bloggers’ Quilt Festival and there is a load of inspiration in that post alone!

Special thanks to the ladies at Sew, Mama, Sew for orchestrating this fun hop, full of giveaways!

Enter to win:

A It’s a Hoot – Charm Pack

and

Bella Solids Pastels – Layer Cake

Here’s a closer look at the colors in the mix -

To win:

Leave me a comment, something funny, but not gross.  It’s fun to read through all the comments with something more than “pick me” – TIA ; )

Oh and this is open to everyone – I’ll ship international too!

Winner will be selected and contacted Thursday, May 26.

Good Luck Everyone!!

Amy

 





760 thoughts on “Giveaway Day!

  1. Okay, the pressure is on. Why am I comment number one again? Is everyone else still asleep? Those are lovely fabrics!

  2. So I stop at DD on the way to work today, my normal morning stop, and the guy behind the counter says…where’s your birthday card? HUH…well he remembered from last year that my birthday was around our Memorial Day holiday and wanted to know where my card for my free medium drink was :) What a great way to start my day! Have a wonderful day and thanks!

  3. Something funny this early in the morning? Really? I’m lucky my brain and fingers are evening functioning. Thanks for the opportunity to enter your great giveaway!!

  4. What a coinkydink! I have been sharing jokes as my comments today. I am going to re-use this one:

    Why did the chicken cross the playground?

    To get to the other slide!

    Thanks for the giveaway!

  5. I am so obsessed with Survivor that I think I’ll have to miss my weekly patchwork meet up so I can stay home and watch the finale! I can’t even believe it myself. I could set the tivo (which is what I do every week) but I just want to see it so much I don’t think I can wait.

  6. i love the hoot collection !!! it will be perfect for the little girl im expecting any day and a nice change to see pink and purple in the house after three boys :)

  7. I am so bad at thinking up funnies on the spur of the moment.
    My 5 year old son told me a joke the other day that was really cute, something about why a chicken crossed the road but I can never remember the finish of jokes. Maybe I am the joke!

  8. Our kitten is “singing” right now. hehehe…I can’t even begin to describe what he sounds like, but it’s pretty dang funny!! He always sings in the morning and when he wants to play.

  9. This isn’t a funny story, but it’s still a good one that only quilters will appreciate. Last night we went to dinner at the home of a couple from our synagogue. We don’t know them terribly well. I was explaining about my quilting and the woman said “I have three quilts that I inherited from my grandmother but they are so old – I was about to take them to Value Village.” She showed them to me: a beautiful Irish Chain and a Dresden Plate, and one other that I didn’t know. All hand done, tiny stitches – beautiful colours, exquisite work. The edges were quite frayed, but overall the quilts were in good shape. I oohed and ahhed over them and, instead of taking them to the thrift store, she ended up hanging them over her stair railing! Victory!

  10. Gorgeous fabrics! Funny but not gross… Totally random, but my 1 yr old is downstairs calling the chickens to come to him, “Ayyye, Tick-dee-dee” (hi, chickadee). It’s very cute!

  11. Something funny? Can’t you just look at my face and laugh?? Hopefully that got a grin out of you. . . think of Ron’s circle desk and how that lady ran around it to talk to him. . haha!

  12. my favorite joke of all time (yes, it’s super corny…)

    An invisible man went to the doctor.

    The doctor said, “I can’t see you”

    Makes me laugh every time!

  13. ok… I was going to write “Pick me… pick me” but I guess I’ll write something longer. Thank you again for hosting the Bloggers’ Quilt Festival, what a huge success it was! I had a fabulous time looking at the quilts and some has created a few inspiration / ideas of quilts. I love the colors and the pattern of the give away – you get really nice fabrics! I should start going venturing out from batiks – because most of my fabrics are batiks. Thanks again for the give away.

  14. I’m terrible at jokes (even simple ones) but my kids love this one:

    What’s a witch’s favorite subject?
    Spelling.

    Thanks for keeping up such a great blog!

  15. Well, where do I start? should I just say IT’S MY BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK and I think turning the big ‘double score’ (can’t bring myself to say the number!) deserves a little something, PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSE!!!

  16. I am so bad at jokes sorry:( I will say my 3 yr old cracks me up all the time though;) He loves to say hi to people walking down the street from our window on the second floor. If they don’t say hi right away then he will keep trying until they do! OK I guess it is more cute, but he’s 3 and such a ham like I said!!

  17. pick me pick me! oops! sorry! something funny… just burnt my toast while I was browsing the giveaways…(it’s actually not funny)

  18. What a great giveaway!
    How about another kid’s joke (my 5 year old twins are all about jokes now!):
    Why is 5 afraid of 6? Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!

  19. An elderly couple was watching television one evening. The wife said, “I am going to get a dish of ice cream now.” Kindly, the husband offered to get the ice cream for his wife. “I’ll write down what I want so you don’t forget,” she said.

    “I won’t forget,” the old gent said. “But, I want chocolate syrup and nuts on it. So, I’ll write it down,” she replied.

    “I’ll get you the ice cream. Don’t you worry,” replied the gentleman.

    A few minutes later, the old man returned with bacon and eggs. His wife said, “See, I should have written it down because you forgot the toast.”

  20. ooohhhh ! these fabrics are GORGEOUS !! The solids are PRETTY !!!!! I don’t have a funny story ; but interesting ! While waiting for the Fallen Heroes Ride to start this past Sunday , my friend and I went to bathroom in WalMart (it started in their parking lot) . My friend just lost her mom , and her mom’s friend took some of her clothes and told her she’d make a quilt for her from the clothes . She called her last week and said she could not bring herself to cut the clothes up yet , but she would ‘in time’ . I was talking about memory photo quilts and told her I didn’t know much about them . So a lady in the stall between us started telling me how you copy it and all . So when I was washing my hands , the lady came (a WalMart employee) and apologized for joining the conversation and said ‘you know us quilters , we can’t pass up any opportunity to talk about our quilting ‘.

  21. Lovely fabrics. Thanks for a great giveaway.
    And here’s something funny: My daughter who is two years old was suffering from a cold this winter. I said to her: “I can hear you are a little hoarse.” She looked at me with this look on her face and replied: “I’m not a little horse, I’m a little Ellen.”
    Hope it made you laugh.

  22. my children like to play with words (maybe I need to make a word quilt?) and yesterday seemed to be equivocation day…so we decided we need a word super hero named The Equivocator or Equivocation Man – love those kids! (Pick Me!)

  23. Well it is funny that you said funny and not gross…what kind of gross comments have you received in the past?

    A few years ago I heard a joke on the radio that pertained to Thanksgiving, and it was hilarious, but I am so terrible at telling jokes, that by the time I got home to tell my husband, all I could remember was the punchline. So I proceeded to laugh hysterically for an hour and then spit out “He rolled over in the giblet gravy!” We never have figured out what the actual joke was…

  24. Ok, not funny but this morning I could NOT find my purse anywhere. Wallet, cell phone, favorite lipstick …. all missing! My kids and I were tearing the house and car apart. Last night I tried to fit in some quick grocery shopping before bed and apparently left it in the cart in Walmart parking lot. Some kind soul turned it in and I retrieved it before work. Very grateful to the person who found it and I just realized I’m trying to do waaaaay too much in my days. I need to slow down and be more mindful of myself.

  25. I love any kind of bird fabric! I just chopped off the head of an owl this morning, poor little guy, “making” fabric out of scraps!

  26. Thank you for all the work that you put into the Blogger Quilt Festival.

  27. I was volunteering at the preschool in town and loved this…its not lol funny but it made me smile and hopefully will make u smile too.

    Teacher addresses whole class..”okay, it time to get in line for snacks. Girls, please stand up, push your chair in and go stand in line by Ms Melissa.”

    All the girls + 1 boy stand up.

    Teacher: “eric are you a girl?”
    4 yr old Eric ” mommy said I canbe whatever I want when I grow up so today I’m a girl cuz I’m hungry”

    Makes perfect sense to me! Thanks for the chance :)

  28. Love those Bella Pastels.
    This is a real dog story. My pups were prone to tearing up tissue paper, newspaper or any paper they could find, especially kleenex boxes full of tissue. We had two mini schnauzers. We came home from a famly event to no dogs barking. There were tissues everywhere. Lady was in the den smilling at us but no Belle. The family spread out and I took the kitchen. Around the island there she was with a square kleenex box over her head just sitting there. OMG, how long had she been sitting there etc. To this day my adult children make up stories on how that happened. Just cuteness.

  29. What a hoot it would be to win It’s a Whoot and Bella solids to go with it. A sweet treat with no fat, and no calories. Wa-hooo.

  30. Love the solids! OK…something funny. My daughter (3) just came and told me she needed to do some “apple jacks” (jumping jacks) to get warmed up. She also calls apple jacks (the cereal) “cheerio jacks” for some reason. :) Thanks for the giveaway!

  31. Love purple and pink and the solid colors I would need in my stash.
    I am holding up my one hand, how many fingers do you see? 4 the other is a thumb. HA HA! Got this from American Pickers.

  32. Last week the Queen of England visited Cork city where I live. My kids were discussing this and wondering if she would visit our house (they are 3 and 4) but decided she couldn’t as my friend was staying with us at the time and we have only one guest bed! The innocence of it all made me smile!

  33. Thanks for a great giveaway Amy! Kind of a funny story happened to us over the weekend…Our dog has been on a strict diet for the last two years – I had to leave with the girls for a few hours and when I came home he had somehow got into some leftover steak….I was upset to say the least but he looked so happy like he had the best leftover T-bone of his life!!!

  34. Here’s one of my favorites. So two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other “Wow is it hot in here or what?” The other muffin says “Eeeek! A talking muffin!”

  35. We gave our weenie dog a bath yesterday (first sunny days in weeks) and right after she ran outside (someone left the door open) and rolled around in the dirt! Guess who got another bath???????

  36. My little grandson (almost two) can make his head look just like a bobblehead. He will do it on request. It’s hilarious. I am not a joke teller so can’t think of anything really funny. Loved the Festival, Amy! Thanks for the really cool giveaway!

  37. Funny, huh? Well, okay…here is what I found amusing this morning. I have a 100 lb dog and she has a doggie door. This morning, it was raining and I heard her barking. I walk over to look and she is inside the house with her head out the door using the flap as a hat so she doesn’t get wet. I laughed so hard I couldn’t yell at her to get back in the house.

    Mary
    http://www.quilgenius.com

  38. Ah, something funny…ok, until about age 6 my daughter thought that since the word ‘clothes’ referred (often) to more than one item of clothing, it only made sense that one piece of clothing would be referred to as one ‘clo’. As in, ‘I need to put my doll’s clo on her now.’

  39. I can’t really think of any jokes or anything, but my kids make me laugh all the time with the silly things they do and play, lately my two year old is in to carrying some sort of container stuffed with whatever random things she can fit in it. Yesterday we went to church and she brought a little easter basket with (among other things) her swimsuit stuffed in it. She wasn’t to thrilled when we made her leave it in the car

  40. I used to teach 6-7 year olds and one numeracy lesson at the start of the year we were ordering and comparing numbers. One of the questions said something like “Look at the numbers below and draw a ring around the largest one”. When I looked at one boy’s work he’d very carefully drawn a beautiful diamond ring, complete with little sparkles of light, around the answer…so cute! Thanks for the giveaway – I’ve enjoyed reading all the amusing comments.

  41. Amy, thanks for hosting your marvelous blogger’s quilt festival! Now another giveaway?? Nice! A joke… hm – I am really bad at jokes, so I here’s a little story. I have a sister who was 51 on May 6th, and another sister who turned 50 on May 18th, and I’ll be 52 in just a couple of days. The three of us are close in many ways. We were all new drivers when we took a trip to “town” to go to the zoo, and my middle sister who was driving saw the sign that read “Speed Bump Ahead”, only she read “Speed, Bump Ahead.” So she sped. And we flew over the bump in the old ’57 Pontiac and hit our heads on the ceiling. That was about 37 years ago, but it still makes me laugh my head off whenever I think about it or tell someone else (her kids). She still doesn’t think it’s funny. Start the day with a smile, I say!

  42. Something funny: My daughter informed her preschool teacher she was getting a baby brother. Teacher says to me “I thought you looked like you might be pregnant but I didn’t want to ask and be wrong!” I told her “we’re adopting” She couldn’t get any redder! Wait…that’s not funny…maybe a little sad.

  43. The only funny (only to me) was the joke….what did the grape say to the elephant…..He didn’t say anything, just gave a little whine (wine)….I’m the only one in the world that thinks it’s funny.

    Have a great day.

    Lynn

  44. I don’t know if this is “funny,” but I found out that when our coffeemaker causes the filter to fall over, I can pour one weak cup back through the reopened filter and then the whole batch tastes better.

  45. A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office saying over and over, “I am a wigwam, I am a teepee, I am a wigwam, I am a teepee!” The psychiatrist says, “Relax! You are two tents!”
    Hope you laughed, and thanks for the GREAT giveaway! :)

  46. something funny eehhhh….well if I will be the lucky one to have this beautiful giveaway I can send your ash from Grímsvatnar-eruption instead :O/ yes I live in Iceland and now the sky is something like brown-grey-ish something ??? !!! and there is snowing in the north-estern area on Iceland to day but I hope that the sun and the summer vill be here soon :O)

  47. My kids are a constant source of bad self esteem. For months my youngest son has commented on my “flat” belly. The other day he filled a backpack and wore it backwards and all day talked about his “flat belly” :]

  48. yesterday was my daughters 4th birthday party & her grammy got her one of those purple round chairs with princess’s on it & she say’s “but I don’t like like tinker bell anymore” & sits in it with a little poochie lip! Too funny.

  49. Pick me! Oh, wait, funny. Hmm, okay. Why’d the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!

  50. I have a cat that will come to me whenever I am ill. The kicker is that if I am not ill she chooses when to come see me and at times will come wake me up and then walk away to prove she is in charge. Not funny at 2 am. My take on it – My husband thinks it is the funniest thing in the world.

  51. where do bunnies go when they get hurt? to the hopspital! this is the current favorite joke of my 4 year old!

  52. First of all I have to say I love the Hoot Collection fabric. Now this is one of those you had to be there moments but over the weekend we went out to eat at a restraunt called Fuji. This is a Japanese restraunt where they cooked at our table. Now the cook scared our friends 2 1/2 year old little boy and he started crying. The cooked reached down on his cart and pulled out this statue of this little boy. Well needless to say this little statue shoots out water. Good thing my 10 year old daughter didn’t ask questions. Great evening and we had a blast.

  53. My daughter told me this funny … A girl walked into a shoe store… what did she say? OW!

    She says… you know, mom, she walked INTO the store, get it? get it?

    bwahahaha, ty for the chance!

  54. I will tell you the true story of… zombie bird!

    I was outside and saw a dead bird on the ground. Since I didn’t want the dog to get into it, I got the dustpan to scoop it up and toss it over the fence into the trees. When I did that, the bird suddenly came to life and flew, low to the ground, towards the open door! I didn’t turn around fast enough to see if it got inside, but when I went in, the dog was contentedly munching away on her dogfood, and not acting at all excited like she would if a zombie bird had suddenly flown into the house.

    The next morning, I found the bird lying in front of the door INSIDE THE HOUSE! It had somehow been hiding inside all night, without my dog being aware of it, until it finally crawled out to finish dying!

    This time, when I scooped it up (with much trepidation), it did not come back to life. I still have no idea how my dog didn’t notice it. I can only assume the zombie bird died because it went after my dog but couldn’t find any braaaaaaains.

  55. I will tell you the true story of… zombie bird!

    I was outside and saw a dead bird on the ground. Since I didn’t want the dog to get into it, I got the dustpan to scoop it up and toss it over the fence into the trees. When I did that, the bird suddenly came to life and flew, low to the ground, towards the open door! I didn’t turn around fast enough to see if it got inside, but when I went in, the dog was contentedly munching away on her dogfood, and not acting at all excited like she would if a zombie bird had suddenly flown into the house.

    The next morning, I found the bird lying in front of the door INSIDE THE HOUSE! It had somehow been hiding inside all night, without my dog being aware of it, until it finally crawled out to finish dying!

    This time, when I scooped it up (with much trepidation), it did not come back to life. I still have no idea how my dog didn’t notice it. I can only assume the zombie bird died because it went after my dog but couldn’t find any braaaaaaains.

  56. I was pushing the button, filling a glass of water at my friend’s refrigerator door. When it was full, I released the button, but the water kept flowing. I started yelling help, and my friend told me to move the glass because unbeknownst to me, the real button was behind the glass. I had been holding the “water” selection button. Thanks for the giveaway!

  57. Hope an underwear story is not considered gross. They were clean. I very much dislike underwear that crawl into my backside! One morning they were crawlin’ big time. Later that morning I was in the restroom and looked down and the tag was in a really weird place. Wait that’s supposed to be on the outside! And what’s it doing down here? Turns out not only had I put them on inside out, they were twisted around. My left leg was through the waist and my waist through the right leg hole. No wonder those babies were crawlin’. After a fit of hysterical laughter, because if you can’t laugh at yourself…. Anyway, I redressed and all was well with the world for the remainder of the day. The End.

  58. Funny? Hmmm. I told my 8 yr old daughter I would pay her $2 to wear a dress today. She said no…but, her 11 yr old brother said, “I would for $2!”:)

  59. I’m awful at jokes, so I’ll just say this stupid thing. We were driving in south Georgia and passed a pasture with a lot of cows in it (and had a strong whiff of the smells associated with a pasture). My daughter was in the back seat and said “Oh my goodness, can you smell all that cow maneuver?” (she was about 6 years old)

    Lovely fabrics – any one of your commenters will be thrilled to win these.

  60. Fantastic giveaway, Amy! Thanks so much for the spring festival – I really enjoyed participating and seeing everyone’s creations!

  61. Okay, this weekend I took my 3-year-old son to the playground, and I was pushing him on the swing. He kept yelling, “Higher! Faster!” So I really gave it all I had and gave him a huge push…and he flew right off of the swing. Thankfully he’s fine, otherwise it wouldn’t be a funny story. Mom of the year!

  62. Yea for a giveaway! Okay, something funny. My 14-month-old son climbed up on his chair, onto the table to reach his playdough which was on our side board. He did all this naked. I didn’t know the boy could climb like that!

  63. For a few years I have had these fancy tongs that were always open and everytime that I would put them in the drawer I would think, “Gosh I should put an elastic around these to close them up, funny that they weren’t made to do that!” Yup for about two years… until a couple of weeks ago when I unknowingly pushed the end thing and they locked shut! Hehehehehe

  64. We have a lot of critters at our house. 6 indoor cats and 1 indoor dog. The poor dog is species confused.. And while he is not a large dog, he still is about 20 lbs, not too small either. He tries to run across the furniture but the worst part is he tries to use the litter boxes. I guess he thinks if the others can, why can’t he. It’s too funny.

  65. Something funny – that’s a tall order.

    Hmmm… my daughter is learning how to talk and she always says “sunny” instead of “funny”. Everything is so sunny in her world.

    “brother sunny!”
    “puppy sunny!”

    Awww… Ok that wasn’t funny. But it was very sunny!

  66. Well, I was reading blogs on Saturday ( Rapture day) and Nancy said that she and her friends were going to the big sale at the fabric store that day……” just in case you CAN take it with you”. I laughed out loud. Thanks for the chance to win your great giveaway!!

  67. lol, Mimi :D

    Me at the beach yesterday as we’re getting ready to leave: “Oh, No!! Where are my glasses????!!!”

    “Mom, right in front of your eyes!”

    (all I can say is: they must’ve been so filmy from the salt air that I didn’t realize I had them on)

  68. Thanks for the giveaway. I googled quilting jokes and found this.

    Addicted to Quilting

    She Learned to Quilt on MONDAY.
    Her stitches all were fine
    She forgot to make us dinner
    So we all went out to dine

    She quilted miniatures on TUESDAY
    she says they are a must
    They really were quite lovely
    But She forgot to dust

    On WEDNESDAY it was a sampler.
    She says stippling’s fun
    What Highlights What Shadows!
    But The LAUNDRY was’nt done

    Nine Patches were on Thursday
    Green,Yellow,Blue and red.
    I guess she really was engrossed
    She never made the Bed.

    It was wall hangings on Friday.
    In colors she adores
    It never bothered her at all
    That crumbs were on the floor

    I found a maid on SATURDAY
    My week is now complete
    My wife can quilt the hours away
    The house will still be neat

    Well, now its only SUNDAY
    I think I,m about to wilt
    I cursed,I raved,I ranted
    Cause the Maid has learned to QUILT !

  69. We are traveling to see our son graduate from grad school soon & he sent out a list of ‘things to do & restaurants to visit’. Funny to me that there are three times as many restaurants as ‘sites.’
    Great giveaway btw!!

  70. I feel so inspired by the blogger’s quilt festival quilts! Something funny…hmm….my 3 year old calls his shoes tenna-shoes and insists that they help him play tenna better. I suppose I should enunciate better!

  71. My coworker’s daughter is almost 2 years old, and recently they bought her a pair of little chairs. So she had been picking up the chairs one at a time and moving them wherever she’s going, and muttering “ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod” under her breath as she’s moving them. Apparently she learned this from her dad, who always says “oh my god you are getting so heavy, oh my god” whenever he picks her up in her car seat! She’s such a cutie! Thanks so much for the lovely giveaway!

  72. Something funny?? My 10 year old son has decided that reading the first three letters of any words is enough. Yesterday he dumped a sweetner packet into his drink. My husband asked him why. He said I wanted more sugar in it. My husband said that it was sweetner not sugar. Ian says “No, it says Sugar Substance”. My husband says “No – it says Sugar Substitute!” I love that boy!

    Thanks for the great giveaway!

  73. My husband took me to a new quilt store I’ve had on my list for awhile. He opened the door and said, “oh crap.” Cracked me up. And yes the store was just that cool.

  74. My son takes my long measuring tape and walks outside to measure the dog. He is only 16 months old!

  75. I love watching and hearing my (almost) 2 year-old son “That my apple” I love that he thinks the cat is going to eat his apple…makes me giggle every time.

  76. I spent yesterday sewing. Twice when I when to reach for my measuring tape, the cat grabbed it and took off. I had to race around the house chasing a cat with a measuring tape flopping behind him. I swear he was giggling!

  77. For the first time ever, I drove away from the gas station with the gas pumper thing still in my minivan a few months back…I was SO embarrassed but couldn’t help but laugh at myself :) Happy Monday! Smiles~Beth

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  79. This morning, My sweet 6 year-old “baby” boy was begging for a treat from his Easter basket (yes… it’s still flowing with chocolate goodness!). Of course, my response was, “No candy this early in the morning!” However, he snuggled up close to me with those big eyes and said, “Pretty please… with FABRIC on top??” Needless to say, he thoroughly enjoyed his early morning candy kiss! He knows just how to woo his mommy :)

  80. My humor tends to be more physical so I often make people mad when I try to be funny over the interwebs… something gets lost in translation. So here is the master of comic delivery, John Lithgow… excuse me, SIR John Lithgow doing a dramatic reading of Gingrich’s press release. Regardless of one’s politics, this is hilarious! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJlL2vfXnJg

  81. Yesterday I woke up with my 3 yr old’s finger up my nose and him asking for breakfast. It made me laugh after I got over the shock of a finger up my nose :-)

    Thanks for the great giveaway, I love It’s a Hoot!

  82. Several years ago My Brother and his girlfriend were visiting, I did some laundry for them ans as i was hanging their “smalls”on the clothes line i couldn’t believe my eyes. I thought my brother was into some kinky “french knicker” type garment and blamed his much younger girlfriend for leading him astray. I couldn’t look either of them in the face for a while. When i brought the washing in some time later and was folding “HIS” strange undergarment i suddenly realised the garment was “HER” sports Bra/ tankini. Flip one up and hang it from the bottom and let the straps hang down and you will see what i did. We still laugh about it

  83. My grandkids love grilled cheese sandwiches, but Levi, the 3-year-old thinks they are called “girl” cheese sandwiches, and he never wants a “girl” cheese sandwich, he wants a “boy” cheese sandwich.

  84. I was telling a friend the other day how to make goof balls with melted carmels, marshmellows and rice krispies. I guess I goofed though because they also have a stick of oleo and a can of sweet condensced milk melted with the carmels. The carmel was too thick to roll the marshmellows in and they wouldn’t coat. Guess I shouldn’t just try to go off the top of my head with the recipe.

  85. I’m having a lazy weekend at home, and the highlight was when my brother posted a video of my nephew taking his first steps. The funny part is that even though Andrew has been pulling himself up and walking with support for months, he refused to put his hands down on the grass to stand up on his own. (But happily walked to mom after help getting up).

  86. Holiday here in Canada today. Son and I each had notes on our bedroom doors “Please let me sleep in today”. I got up and hubby had put a note on the door to outside, “Please don’t make me sleep. I’m outside working…” Crazy guy.

  87. I follow you but I admit to not knowing you well enough to know if you are a cat person or a dog person .. I’m hoping you’re a cat person so you’ll be amused by my story .. I have a cat (affectionately referred to as the devil cat) who likes to drag a blanket around the house. The blanket is a knit blanket made from the super thick wool ease. The blanket is big enough to cover my queen-sized bed. I have yet to figure out how he does it and have never even see him dragging it, but somehow he does it. Okay, maybe not so funny.. :)

  88. The other day I was trying out a new tote tutorial for a blog I followed. I decided to watche a few Zac Efron movies while doing so. I was so into Charlie St Cloud that when I sent to sew around the top of the tote, I sewed to the top completely together. I had to seam rip the whole thing and do it again. Luckily the tote came out great and the movie was just as good.

  89. I woke up to snow on the ground… it was 25′c yesterday and I just planted my garden! If I don’t laugh then I might just cry…you need a sense of humour to live in northern Canada.

  90. My funny is that my dog helped load the dishwasher yesterday by putting her Kong ball in the bottom rack. It was so cute I had to take a pic. Thank you for the great give-away. Take care and God bless, Cory

  91. My husband ran into a man he thought was his dentist, that he had an appt with in a few days to have several teeth pulled. So he said to him I am not looking forward to our meeting. Later he realized it wasn’t the dentist but the mortician he had seen. No wonder the guy looked surprized at his comment.

  92. OH I can’t think of anything funny! Most of the time I always have a funny story to hand to lighten the moment, but just when I need one the most …

    Bother!

  93. Happy Day After Your Birthday! Yesterday was my 52 1/2 birthday – we’re almost twins! ;-) You really do have the best giveaways! Thanks so much!

  94. something funny, hmmm…my I was putting my grandson to bed a few years ago and asked him if he wanted me to lay next to him for a while. He said, “sure, but wait Bubbi I have to scoot way, way over because you have a big booty”! Out of the mouths of Babes! Instant diet!

  95. I struggle with coming up with funny things to share…but I’ll try.

    I am a new sewer and have so far made only a few things (a beach bag, alterations on quite a few clothing pieces I already owned, and a baby quilt), so somehow I decided I could alter a bathing suit of mine. It was too big in the bottom. Uhm, let’s just saw that now… well, I won’t be wearing it ever. Teaches me to try to work with that difficult bathing suit fabric!

  96. You can take a read at my blog. My kids do funny things all the time. Recently my 6 year old told my 4 year old he doesn’t have to exercise yet (do pushups) because in his words, “Nathan, you’re not even to the point where girls are gonna like you!.”

  97. I attended a baby shower the other day, and we designed onesie’s and had little cards to put with them. The niece of the soon to be mom wrote “I can’t wait to beat you”. We all had a good laugh.
    Love the site, and the fabric!!
    Lauren

  98. Oh why as I sitting here entering giveaways when I should be packing for a house move on Friday?? (That’s what my husband has just asked) Cos you’ve got to be in it to win it! Thanks for the great giveway.

  99. This weekend I went with my daughter, her fiance, and his mother to make wedding arrangements. At the wedding venue, the lady was asking about table overlays, aisle runner, chair sashes, and the other usual things you do for a wedding. When the planner stepped inside to get something, my daughter’s fiance looked at us and said, “I had no idea it took all of this to make a wedding happen. And by the way, I don’t even know what most of those words mean!” We doubled over laughing. By the way, he is a great guy and has actually been very helpful in the planning. But this comment was just too funny.

  100. This weekend I was practicing doing applique. I took my first class Thursday evening. Anyway, my grandchildren were “helping” me by picking out their favorite fabric in my stash to make hearts with. I now have a train heart, in flannel no less, a pink and purple heart and a black heart. And I really don’t have them because they took them home. So I’ll need to make more to show my instructor for this Thursday’s class.

    And that was a peek into my life!

  101. What a great giveaway, Love Momo! My oldest son birthday coming up, and he will be 13.I remember when he was born, and now he is a young man, time flies…

  102. first: love the give-a-way. hoot is one of my fav lines!

    second: something funny, so i will tell you a joke.

    what do you call a cow with no legs?

    GROUND BEEF!

  103. Pretty pastels! I need more yellow in my stash! I had to make a block for a swap recently, and had NO yellow to work with. How sad is that?? >.<

  104. Wow Amy, what a great prize! For years we had squirrels that would eat all the birdseed out of the bird feeder. One day I greased up the pole with crisco and went to the window to watch. Sure enough the squirrel made his appearance. He examined the pole and made a huge leap, thinking he would climb the pole. He slid down like a fireman. He sat up, looked at his chest and it was like he was saying to himself “What’s this mess!!”. It only deterred him for about 15 minutes ;-)

  105. I was called on Wednesday, and asked ot make a wedding dress for tomorrow. How funny it that. So today I have to gather this __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________much skirt on to this __________________________________ much bodice. Are you laughing yet?

  106. Which state has the most wood? OAKlahoma
    Which state has the most pirates? ARRRRkansas :)

    My 20 month old daughter loves for everything to be clean. Last night she was eating crackers sitting on her daddy’s chest. She got crumbs all over him, so she crawled down off of him, left the room, and returned with a towel she had pulled out of the drawer in the kitchen. She proceeded to clean him off with the towel saying, “messy!” and then “all gone”.

  107. My son used to call anything worn on his head (hat, sunglasses, etc) a “wagamo”!?!

  108. My dog sleeping.
    I say, SQUIRELL.
    In 2 point 2 seconds, said dog has nose pressed to glass! :)

  109. Something funny, eh? A dog with a bandaged foot walks into a bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” Get it? Paw? Pa? Hahahahahahahahahahahahah! Nice giveaway.

  110. Beautiful fabrics!
    Something funny? My daughter misreading “crochet” as “crotch it”.
    Thanks for the giveaway.

  111. I can’t get enough of solids these days and I love hoot!!!!
    I have entered in so many blog givaways and I have yet to be a winner…it is becoming a bit o a fixation now…lol….the odds are that I should be a winner soon right???
    Thanks for organizing all these fun things Amy!!!!

  112. This is a gorgeous giveaway & it would be amazing to win. I have been enjoying the other comments & giggling but really I am very unfunny & can never remember a punchline, so I’ll spare you. Thanks for the chance to win, I love your blog & book.

  113. I’m moving and I’m looking for a 2 bedroom – one for me and one for all my fabric!! Thanks for hosting the giveaway! Great fabrics :D

  114. Here is a joke I heard on Sid the Science Kid this morning… hm… maybe it is a little dirty, but I”m going to say it is okay since it is from a kid’s show:

    What kind of underwear does a cloud wear?
    Thunderwear!

    Ha! I think that joke can only be funny to people 6 and under, sorry!

  115. Two peanuts walk into a bar….
    one was assaulted.

    I don’t know why but that joke always makes me giggle, it’s so lame.

    Thanks for the great giveaway!

  116. love the fabrics! Something funny, huh? My 4 year old asked me what I was doing, and I said I was sewing (working on a English paper pieced project) He was very adamant that I was not sewing because I wasn’t using my sewing machine!

  117. Something funny, huh? We thought it was a good idea to move, have a 4th baby and try to sell a house this spring. Funny, right? Thanks for the giveaway. Perfect baby girl quilt material.

  118. Something funny… hmmm.. I have a 20 inch tall wooden duck on my desk at work. Complete with orange beak and feet… my reminder not to take the world too seriously and always have a quacky day! Thanks for the chance to win those pretty fabrics!

  119. Thanks for the lovely giveaway! Here’s my funny: this morning I was quizzing my children on days of the week. I asked, “What comes after Sunday?” My second-born answered, “Today?!”

    j-j-s AT juno DOT com

  120. You’ve heard of cats that eat birds, but have you ever heard of a bird that eat cats? My pet parrot excels at piecing cat ears with his beak and looks forward to the day a tail will get close enough for him to try. Great giveaway!

  121. My husband is a professional photographer and his studio is in our home. Our three year old granddaughter has loved to play behind the backdrop since she started walking, and she refers to the area as China. Yesterday, the backdrop was not up when she came over. She came in and the first words out of her mouth were, “This place is a mess. Where is China?” She then started finding all the pieces to put the backdrop back up and insisted that my husband help her get things back to their proper order. We had a hard time not laughing hysterically over her antics. She is so cute, but very bossy, as only a three year old can be.

  122. Ok so “pick me” is out? Love your site and your quilts! It is always so fun to see new and inspirational sites. Thank you so much for sharing your art!

    Amy

  123. I am not feeling witty this morning but here is a cute video of a girl who has Beiber Fever! and how he met her.

  124. Funny… The other day in town I was sitting in my van waiting to merge in to traffic from being parallel parked, and a lady came up and opened the passenger door to get in! I said excuse me, and she looked wide eyed and said she thought it was her sisters van! She slammed the door and ran across the street to another vehicle. I laughed.

  125. I asked my kids to make up a joke for me to put in here but none of them made any sense…we’re still learning how a joke works at our house! Ha ha! Thanks for the giveaway opp. :)

  126. Once when my daughter was about 3, I woke her up for daycare and asked my usual question…”Emma, how did you sleep last night?” And her reply without even batting an eye was, “I just closed my eyes!” Like duh mom! So cute! That layer cake looks oh so yummy! Thanks for the giveaway Amy!

  127. Love the fabric…thinking I’ll do my baby’s nursery in owls. I’m a teacher and I’m counting. down. the. days. We only have 4.5 left!!!! Wahoooo! A happy dance for me! More time to quilt…
    Thanks for the giveaway! schacht.megan@gmail.com
    Megan

  128. I’d make a terrible comedian, as I’m very bad at being funny on command. (And on a Monday? You gotta be kidding.) So I will leave you with my favorite (corny) joke.

    What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

    NACHO cheese!

    :D

  129. The last time the postman delivered fabric to my house he said to may husband “so you wife is a quilter” and laughed and laughed as he walked away.

    I really enjoyed the Bloggers Quilt Festival this year.

  130. It wasn’t funny at the time, but yesterday a bird flew into our house & immediately flew upstairs! Talk about 2 people trying to corner a bird to coerce it back downstairs and out the front door, it had to be funny enough for a video! It ended with my husband with a golf club, trying to get it to come out from behind the TV where it was hiding scared to death! We about peed in our pants laughing when we finally convinced it to leave!

  131. ‘i just want to go to bed! and not have a cookie, or spiders.’ my two-and-a-half-year-old trying to get out of eating her cereal.

    awesome giveaway, thanks for the chance!

  132. for my birthday I’ve asked if I could make my own dinner with all my favorites I don’t feel are healthy enough to eat during the rest of the year!

  133. The other day I was cleaning the house, and my two year old figured out how to open the sliding door in the kitchen. Great. So after he’d done it a dozen times and I’d run out in the yard after him just as many times I finally got serious with him and told him to knock it off. I could just SEE the wheels turning in his head and he looked at me, looked at my cleaning stuff and with his hands on the door handle he said, “Mama, you go in the other room, and, uhh, use that dustbuster.” I could just see his little mind thinking, “Yeah, and I’ll stay riiiight here…sure I will….” It was so funny! Thanks for the giveaway. :)

  134. When I was younger, my parents took us to a national forest. I had to go to the bathroom, and there was nothing around, so I ran away from my family to do my thing. When I was done, I turned around because I heard talking and there was a guy video taping a girl, with the camera pointed in my direction. I’m still waiting for it to show up on America’s funniest videos, or YouTube.

  135. I don’t know if this is funny or sad. I went thru the drive in at McDonalds for a litte treat…a small order of fries and a coke. The kid told me they could not give me a small order, as they were out of small bags. I suggested he give me a small amount in a bigger bag. Dead silence. Finally, I said never mind, I will just have a coke. He was SO relieved.
    I am an avid follower of your lovely blog, by the way. Thanks for all the inspiration.

  136. Thanks for the giveaway! Here’s a cheesy joke:

    Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother?

    A: Look ma no hands!

  137. Thanks for the giveaway! Here’s a cheesy jokke, but it made me giggle a little…
    Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother?

    A: Look ma no hands!

  138. I’d tell you my most embarrassing story, because it’s rather funny – it involves my dad honking the car horn and a guy trying to kiss me – but sadly, it would take a phone call or conversation at a coffee house. :)

  139. Beautiful spring colors…thank you!

    What I think is funny is the weather teasing us….
    its a beautiful spring day
    next day winter and snow!

    Your colors are beautiful and remind me that spring will finally get here!

  140. Oh heavens! I haven’t had my cup of coffee yet! Plus it is Monday morning. Funny is a tall order under those conditions! Thanks for the giveaway :-)

  141. so much pretty! um, something funny, I haven’t had coffee yet today . okay, 2 ducks walk into a bar, 1 says ouch. heehee.

    thanx for the chance!

  142. Sorry, I got nothing funny for ya, but I am flying home at 6.45 in the morning tomorrow. What the heck was I thinking?! And they won’t let me check in early because one of my 3 flights doesn’t do early check in. At least I have an assigned seat already. Hmmmm….

  143. I would break into a happy dance at the mail box if these fabrics were inside!
    take care,
    Heather

  144. Thank you for your wonderful blog. I have loved looking through all the quilts in the festival! When I get pregnant I tend to faint a lot. Once I was in a K-mart checking out at the checkout and started to faint. I grabbed onto the closest thing I could get my hands on which happened to be the checkout ladies elastic waisted stretch pants. Needless to say they came down with me!!

  145. I have so many people ask me how I find the time to quilt between being a wife, mom of two, work full time, school part time, room mom, one in scouts, one in gymnastics and a hubby that travels alot…..well I tell them I make the time to quilt because at least I am still “in” the house with them….the hard part is getting out to “SHOP” for fabric!! So I spend my lunch hour searching online….and I appreciate all the blogs I read to keep with the latest designs!! Thanks!!!

  146. Ok… As i am typing this comment my 3 and 6 year old boys are rolling down my stairs and as they arrived at the bottom i hear my 6 year old say: Oh sick, your bare butt is in my face! He acidentally grabbed a hold of the 3 year olds pajama bottoms thinking it would slow him down while heading down the stairs. They are both laughing their guts out!

  147. How ’bout this…I fell in love with my husband when he stole a spoon from a restaurant we were eating at. It really is much funnier than it sounds in the re-telling.

  148. Which is the make Matters of the seamstress … lose the thread of conversation
    I hope you understand it would be a joke

  149. So I am a mommy to two boys. One is 2 1/2 years old and one is 6 months old. I am currently breastfeeding my little one. The other morning my 2 year old says, ” Mommy please come play blocks”. I tell him when his brother is done eatting I will play. My 2 year old calmly gets up, walks over, takes his hand and pulls my 6 month old away from my boob. He looks at me as if nothing has happened and say, “Ok mommy he is done eatting”. It was all I could do to not burst out into laughter. It was so funny. I am new to the blogging world and hope when they get a little older I can dedicate more time to my blog. In the meantime I am going to soak all the mommy time they give me. They are my smile morning, noon, and night! Thanks! Loving all the funny comments.

  150. Pretty fabrics–love the It’s a hoot line, and solids are calling my name lately. :) My hubby does a pretty good impression of Scotty from Americal Idol–too bad I cannot transmit this humor over a blog comment!

  151. two peanuts walked into a bar. one was” a salted”. it’s really the only funny thing i know. :)

  152. fabulous giveaway!! my funny thing for today: watching my 3 yr old figure out potty training! thankfully, he has pretty good aim. :)

  153. I’m pregnant with my first and waiting for my almost 18 week old bambino to start kicking me. Not really funny but definitely fun for me to obsess over instead of my work :-).
    Thanks for the giveaway!

  154. Kiddo was asking for something and I asked him “What’s the magic word that starts with P?”
    His response, “Papa!”

  155. The year after my grandpa passed away my 82 year old grandma was doing her taxes and she was getting so upset about how much money she was being taxed that she stated “Filing singly takes so much money from you… I’m going to need to get pregnant to have a dependent for next year” :)

  156. Something funny…let’s see.

    When I was younger I used to watch my Mom make Chocolate Chip cookies all the time and once I asked if I could make them. Well, I didn’t realize that the reason they pulled “white stuff” from 2 different containers was because 1 was Flour and the other was Sugar. I just pulled from 1 container…the sugar one and made an entire batch of cookies using only sugar. They were disgusting to say the least.

  157. Yesterday at a dinner at our son’s girlfriend’s family… I was asked by one of the aunts if I was my son’s sister! WHAT?????? Okay… my son is 26 for crying out loud. I almost died laughing. Obviously that aunt is my new best friend. : )

  158. Oh OH OH OH Pick ME pick ME!!!! (<—what? That's not funny?)

    Ok, so I just finished Elizabeth Hartman's Tokyo Subway Map quilt top (making for my husband) and my baby girl (Mia – 4 years old). Got soooo excited. She ooohed and ahhhhed like it was Christmas morning. She exclaimed, "Mommy. Daddy gonna share his blanket with EVERYBODY? Daddy gonna share his blanket with me?"

    Daddy made it clear that nobody gets to use his quilt. Everyday, Mia will go to Daddy to promise that she won't get his blanket dirty.

    I think Daddy's little girl will win this battle. What do you think?

  159. My 9 month old is cutting teeth and his top teeth that are coming in are not the 2 front teeth but his fangs.

  160. My dogs are desperate to go outside but with all the rain they get so wet, muddy and stinky. I drag them into the bathroom and dry them off with the hairdryer. Once they realize where we are going – they love it, turning thier heads like movie stars in a photo shoot.

  161. Funny story: My husband and I do not allow ourselves to have candles in the house anymore. My cat, Dante, has lit himself on fire on three separate occasions. First time, he tried to sniff the candle and lost some whiskers. We thought he’d learn his lesson, but no. Second time, he walked by it on the coffee table and lit his tail on fire. So, we decided to move the candles to the mantle. We were watching a movie one night and we see Dante leap onto the mantle and start siddling by the lit candle. We leap up as a fireball erupts on his side, grab him and throw him to the floor, and thump out the fire. I’m pretty sure my cat has no idea he was in any danger and his only complaint was that his parents were hitting him just for being on the mantle. At this point, no more candles, just electronic ones.

    The funny thing is that I’m a Literature major and it took someone else to show me the humor in my own version of Dante’s Inferno.

  162. Thank you for the fabulous giveaway!
    My almost 2 little man is not a cuddler, and getting hugs from his is like pulling teeth some days. I’ve finally figured out how to get him to hug and cuddle. He likes squeezes, so now when I want a hug, I squeeze him and say “squeeze” and he squeezes me back. :-)

  163. I love these fabrics! Here is my funny for you…but it may induce eye rolling! HA!

    What’s the difference between the bird flu and swine flu?

    For the bird flu you need tweatment and for the swine flu you just need an oinkment. Hee-hee!!!

  164. love those fabrics! me – I’m just glad I survived the rapture to be here for Sew Mama Sew Giveaway day – it’s better than christmas! ;)

  165. Oh Amy what a GORGEOUS give-away!!!!! Something funny, eh? I got this in my email just this morning….

    ATTENTION:

    A VIRUS is going round called Housework. If you feel the need to start
    housework stop immediately. This virus wipes out your social life. If you
    should come in contact with housework go straight to the nearest store &
    buy the only known antidote which is called CHOCOLATE. Please forward this
    warning immediately to a least 6 friends. If you realize you do not have 6
    friends you are already infected.

  166. I love these fabrics! Here is my funny for you…but it may induce eye rolling! HA!

    What’s the difference between the bird flu and swine flu?

    For the bird flu you need tweatment and for the swine flu you just need an oinkment. Hee-hee!!!

  167. But all my funny stuff IS gross! Like boogers and poop kind of gross. Hm… What’s blue and round? An orange that’s holding it’s breath! Ah! That’s funny, right?

  168. It isnt funny but were going to be taking our 4 year old to his first theme park this weekend and were all really excited about it!!

  169. I can just see how nice the blanket for my new grandchild would be in these fabrics – she/he is not due untill January though, but it will be my grandchild no 5 in four years produced by my two children. Or what if it is twins? I am one myself, and it runs a bit in the family…..

  170. Hi Amy,
    Not sure if this is funny, but today is my Wednesday this week! I am taking Thursday and Friday off from work so I will have a 5 day weekend for Memorial Day…..yippee, lots of time to quilt!! I much prefer it when Monday is really Wednesday, makes Monday seem much more manageable.
    Have a wonderful day!!

  171. How funny I am making a dress using the hoot fabric as we speak. OH was that not the kind of funny you were looking for?? Happy Monday.

  172. Well, I think its very funny/peculiar that I dropped my iphone in the (clean) toilet and its still kinda working!! Although I’m hoping that now I can upgrade it on my plan to an iphone 4! Thanks for the chance to win, these are great fabrics!!

  173. Something funny… a conversation between me and my 2 year old while getting dressed.
    L: you look cute mommy.
    me: thanks buddy. you look cute too.
    L: no, I look awesome!
    hehe. Love little boys. Thanks for the great giveaway!!

  174. Something funny- I was working on some family history and showing my 6 year old pictures of my Grandma Mary’s sisters (so my great aunts). She said if they are my aunts sisters (ancestors) where are my aunts brothers? Very cute and genuine. Have a great day.

  175. i would love this fabric for a baby quilt i’m making this summer! thanks for the giveaway!

  176. something funny Hummmmmm, I know, when my grand daughter comes to visit and her mother and I talk about quilts or cross stitch or we visit a craft store, Heather gets bored…. her statement is OH NO, not again they are talking that old lady stuff…. I guess her mother and I are OLD Ladies because we quilt and stitch…

  177. hi yesterday was my little girl second birthday and we were ready to sing and blow the candle with all the family (about 7) and she was in a very bad mood, she wanted to sleep, even though, she did an early nap,so it was not very nice, but 4 hours later she was so happy blowing the candle taht we did the show for about 30 minutes, agin and again…
    But then she was very very happy

  178. It’s almost summer vacation and I can’t wait for school to be out for my kids. And I hatr for them to go back in the fall.

  179. A joke told by a 5 year old:
    What do cows do to look older? They grow a moostache.

  180. Something funny! My little girl star potty training and lately she confuse the plant pot for her potty…

  181. quote from my nephew (4 years old):
    “Mom… come and I will buy you a present at the store”
    they go to the store, mom picks out some flowers and they get to the checkout counter
    “Ok mom, just give me your bank card and I will buy your present for you!”

    I thought that was cute!
    Thanks for the giveaway!

  182. Thanks for the chance to win!
    Hmmmm, something funny. My 4 year old has started calling all of his family and friends ” coconut”. Not sure but the way he says it is hilarious!!
    have a great day.

  183. Hmmm, something funny. Well my 4 year old son started calling his family and friends coconut. It is hilarious how he says it! Have a great day, Kristin

  184. Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    I like to quilt, but it would be
    easier with this gift from you.

  185. I’m not very funny. Grandiose though sometimes. Right now I’m trying to finish two quilts when I have to paint and move out of my house in 1 week. That’s funny in a sort of ridiculous way I guess. Oh, also “funny” I’m blog hopping for giveaway day instead of doing either…

  186. Those colors are awesome! I just started making fabric bowls and these fabrics would make outstanding pieces! Thanks!

  187. Thank%20you%20for%20the%20fabulous%20giveaway!
    My%20almost%202%20little%20man%20is%20not%20a%20cuddler%2C%20and%20getting%20hugs%20from%20his%20is%20like%20pulling%20teeth%20some%20days.%20I’ve%20finally%20figured%20out%20how%20to%20get%20him%20to%20hug%20and%20cuddle.%20He%20likes%20squeezes%2C%20so%20now%20when%20I%20want%20a%20hug%2C%20I%20squeeze%20him%20and%20say%20%22squeeze%22%20and%20he%20squeezes%20me%20back.%20%3A-)

  188. More cute than funny – Our 3 year old is starting to use words for the passage of time without really having a grasp on time itself. Example – she told me we saw her grandparents yesterdays-mornings-days-weeks-ago.

  189. I don’t know why but all that comes to mind is “I’m a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout … when I get all steamed up hear me shout …TIP ME OVER and pour me out!” …. I think I need a higher level of reading material, so I better leave my pre-schooler’s book shelves and find my own :)

    Thanks so much Amy!! Happy Belated Birthday Wishes!!

  190. Oh No!! I missed the Blogger’s Quilt Festival?!? How did I do that? Oh, yeah, I was….quilting…
    Thanks for your giveaway. I’m slowly devising a solids only in my wee brain, so those Bellas would sure come in handy….
    Best to you.

  191. I was trying to get ONE ice cube to come out of my cup to crunch on. And they all let loose and hit me in the face. There is no graceful way to handle this :)

  192. Gorgeous! Love those fabrics. And my daughter just wiped a booger on me, this day is going great already.

  193. Today as I was siting on the balcony, I was thinking about what to write here as a comment, because I would like to get some fabrics from the USA so much. At that moment a “huge luck” flew onto my head. In Hungary this means that you will have a lucky period in the upcoming days. I run to my notebook quickly, and tell you this story.

    Edit

  194. My four year old is always full of questions and asked me yesterday if I had ever seen a worm poop. Any recommendations on how I should answer that one.

  195. Happy Birthday! I saw your post on FB about cake time, what kind was it?

    Such beautiful fabric you are giving away!

  196. Why is it when someone says “just leave a funny comment” my mind goes blank? OK, a Q&A: Why were the astronauts unable to land on the moon? It was full!

    I love those bella solids!

  197. The cat just ran through the living room with a ball of Kidsilk Haze in his mouth. It was so funny I forgot to be mad.

  198. So… something funny… hmmmm… I wish I could post a video of my dog sniffing the deck trying to figure out what is living under our deck… it is best in the winter when it cold and all you see is her breath in the air.

    I love love love the HOOT collection!

  199. my son had a “mom’s night” at preschool. they gave us these stories that were fill in the blanks and the teacher filled them in with what the kids said. Prior to this they hung on the wall in the hallway at the church were the preschool was. Here is a shortened version, but you will get the idea:

    The favorite meal my mom cooks is pancakes. I like it when she snuggles with me. Her favorite color is red. Her eyes are blue and she has brown hair. I like it when she plays games with me. She looks prettiest when she wears……(wait for it)……her underwear!

    Yup, that is what he put! The teachers thought it was hilarious of course. I asked him why he put that and he said he thought it would be funny. He has such a good sense of humor, even if it is at my expense!

  200. The fabrics for the give-away are lovely!

    Here’s my “funny”:
    How long is a minute?
    It depends what side of the bathroom door you’re at. :)

  201. Loving all the purples in the solids – my favourite colour. I can’t think of anything funny – sorry!!! THank you for hosting this giveaway! Jxo

  202. Thanks for the chance to win. Something funny is that my daughter stuffed my purse with crayons this morning while I was getting ready for the day. Found them while checking out at the grocery store earlier today- good fun!

  203. My five month old boy finally has hair long enough to blow in the wind. And it is funny that I’m so proud of that! ;)

  204. Oh gosh! This is tough and I NEED solids so badly too.

    Oldie but a goodie ~ and I hope the formatting is not going to make this horribly unreadable. *crossing my fingers*

    A man was driving along the highway when he saw the Easter Rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the Easter bunny jumped in front of the car and was struck by the car.

    The basket of eggs and candy, the rabbit was carrying, went flying all over the place.

    The driver, being a sensitive man, as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful rabbit was dead.
    The driver felt so awful, he began to cry.

    A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. “I feel terrible”, he explained. “I accidentally hit the Easter rabbit and killed it. Children will be so disappointed. What should I do”?

    The woman told the man not worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the dead, limp rabbit and sprayed the contents of the can onto the furry animal.
    Miraculously, the Easter rabbit can to life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 yards further on, he turned again, waved and hopped another 50 yards. Again he waved.

    The man was astonished. He couldn’t figure out what the substance could be in the woman’s spray can. He ran over to the woman and asked, ‘What is in your spray can? What did you spray on the Easter rabbit”?

    The woman turned the can around so the man could read the label. It said:
    Hair Spray, Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave”.

  205. I’ve never owned any Bella solids. Just Kona’s. These are beautiful. Can’t wait to see them. Sorry, nothing funny, LOL!! Thanks for counting me in, Amy.

  206. This is funny and gross – bonus!

    Scene: Last week. My 3-year old “tooted.”

    Daddy: Gwendolyn, what do you say when you toot?
    Gwendolyn: WHO CUT THE CHEESE??
    Daddy: I think you mean, ‘Excuse me.’
    Gwendolyn: Excuse me – WHO CUT THE CHEESE!

  207. My DD was going on a business trip lasting about 3 days…this is a few days after another trip that lasted about 3 weeks. I saw a video on Facebook that they made…DSIL helped her pack and was rolling a small suitcase in for her….Opened it up…and my almost 3 year old GS was curled up in it (with his blankie), ready to go with her!

  208. Something funny—At the store the other day, my 4 year old saw someone crouching down with a goodly amount of “rear end cleavage” hanging out of their pants. She proceeded to say “crack is whack, right mama”. Yikes! Thanks for the giveaway.

  209. I sure had fun reading all the funny comments so far! Wish I could think of one myself!! Anyhow, thanks for the giveaway opportunity!

  210. Maybe you’ll consider this gross- but it’s my 3 year olds favorite joke.

    How do you make your tissue dance?

    Put a little boogie in it.

    Ha, I kill me.

  211. This was cute to me…and made me feel like a real quilter. I opened the back of my car to get something out at church and found two little (too small for scrap) pieces of fabric. It just tickled me!

  212. this morning my daughter asked me what wooden spoons are for other than spanking rotten boys! (for the record, I don’t spank my boys with wooden spoons, but I have been known to threaten it a time or two!)

  213. My 2 1/2 year old woke up at 2:30 in the morning crying that I needed to do her hair!(and she hates having her hair done)She just kept repeating “Do my hair!” I finally took her into the bathroom, she looked in the mirror and said “I need a drink”. It was too funny. I just kept wondering what she was dreaming that set that off!
    Thanks for the chance!

  214. Dear Amy,

    your site is so amazing. First the quilt contest with all these wonderfull quilts to look at, now this give-away.

    I would love to have the price to make a quilt I can (hopefully) enter in the quilt contest next year

    (did I really write this? Oh no, what have I done????)

  215. Yesterday I had to type in a captcha code to comment on a blog, and one of the words was the (not very common) last name of my closest friend! I took it as a sign I should call her. :)

  216. something funny… well it’s funny to me, my little girl humms when she eats and her humming will get louder when she wants more in her mouth!

  217. Am intending to use more solids so I’d love to win those. Something funny? Hmm, my grandson is quite funny but you need to meet him. Jelly (Jello?) is quite funny when it wobbles on the plate. How come you can dip soldiers in your egg but not sailors? (Does that work in US?) Ok, I’ll stop now, pick me!!!

  218. Pick me!!

    haha sorry, I just had to …. hmmm funny? How about ….. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

    .
    .
    .

    Because he had no guts!!

    Hahaha LOL … I guess I have been hanging out with my 7 year old too long!! :)

    Cheers!
    Rachel
    http://www.DewberryLane.com

    HappyQuilting at DewberryLane dot com

  219. lets see…
    i’m an unemployed UC Berkeley graduate that would otherwise have not been able to participate in this giveaway if the economy didn’t suck right now. i’m trying to make the best of my “free time” and putting my hands to good crafty use.
    thanks for your blog and giveaway!

  220. Hello.
    Now I am a follower to your site.
    I’m from Norway,and love quilting.
    Hope to win your giveaway.
    Have a nice day:-)

  221. Hello.
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  222. Fabulous giveaway! I’m torn between making dresses/skirts for my girls and a cute ruffled valance. I think the valance would win if I do. =]

    I see that yesterday was your birthday, so happy belated birthday! I hope it was a fabulous day.

    Thank you for the chance to win!
    searchingoutsimple at comcast dot net

  223. Happy Belated Birthday to you…Happy Birthday to you…Happy Birthday to you-uuuu….Happy Birthday to you!

  224. So, what do you call a cat that climbs in the dryer and is never seen again? Socks! (We tell a joke every day in my kindergarten class, and although the kids really didn’t get this one, I LOVED it!)

  225. So, what do you all a cat that climbs in the clothes dryer and is never seen again? SOCKS! We tell a joke every day in our kindergarten class, and although the kids really didn’t get this one, I loved it!

  226. My 13yo daughter is addicted to all things “owl” – she would go “hooty” if I won this:-)

  227. This isn’t funny but it just makes me smile so much when our almost 5 year old granddaughter asks me to bring my sewing machine over so we can sew together. We would both have lots of fun with the Hoot prints! Thanks for sharing your giveaway.

  228. Today I had to remind my five year old that we don’t do Downward Facing Dog while naked. It’s not a good look, honey. Thanks for a great giveaway!

  229. Every time my little one spits up my 5yo daughter says EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW gross, in a really exaggerated way. It’s funnier in person.

    Limor477 at aol dot com

  230. What a great giveaway!

    Friday before Mother’s day my 3.5 year old daughter and I were at the grocery store and I decided to get some flowers. I asked her if she was buying me flowers for Mother’s day. So looked at me and said- No- I am getting them for me. For A____ (her name) day. :)

  231. Okay…one of my most favorite shows is How I Met Your Mother. Here’s a funny quote from that:

    Lily: [Lily sees Barney hitting on Claudia] Oh, hell. No!
    [grabs Barney by the ear and yanks him away from Claudia]

    Lily: Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you’re trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard until your eyes pop out and then I’ll feed them to you like grapes.

    Barney: [confused] Wait… my eyes? Or my testicles?

    Lily: [pause, thinks about it] One of each!

    Thanks for an awesome give away!! Can I still say, “PICK ME!!!”? LOL

  232. This would only be funny if you could see them, but I’m making little hats for my big dogs. They hate them, I love them. I think it has something to do with the pets on quilts coming up. I want them to look awesome.

  233. I would love to win as I’ve just been embarrased at my zumba class for getting all confused in the dance moves and ended up facing the rest of the class whilst ‘washing the windows’ at mega speed with my arms! Hilarious!!

  234. Knock knock. Who’s there? Botany. Botany who? Botany good books lately?

  235. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Botany. Botany who? Botany good books lately?

  236. I am so not funny…this is a hard one for me…still thinking…oh…my kids like to use bags for disposing of feminine products from a condo we visit as “treasure bags” to collect things outside. They have no clue just what it is they are using.

  237. My 2-year-old: “Do I look like a pwetty gu-wol?”
    Me: “You are a beautiful girl.”
    2-year-old (matter of factly): “Yeah. I thought so.”

    At least she doesn’t have self esteem problems.

  238. Ok, I think this is funny but my fiance thinks it’s embarrassing and won’t let me tell anybody – yay for the internet!

    We got a new hose for the side of our house, to wash cars in the driveway, and after the first time we used it, we found out that it was too short. So, a few months later, back at the store we saw hoses again and decided to buy a longer one. Got it home and hooked it up. Next time he goes to wash the car… he discovered that we had actually bought the same size again.

    That’s when the real stupidity started – we headed off the store to buy a coupler so that we could hook the two hoses together and get a double length hose. So, standing in the garden section, we are looking at the hose connectors and wondering why they don’t seem to sell anything that would work. Then I spotted a little thing called a “spout extension” with a female fitting on one end and a male fitting on the other, and I pulled it down, exclaiming “this’ll work!” He looks at it and says “oh no, it needs to be male/male.” And I’m going “oh yeah, this is basically just a really short garden hose.” Cue crickets as we realize that garden hoses are male on one end and female on the other, and therefore can just screw together.

  239. I’m gonna be at the Sewing Summit!!!! Sew thrilled to meet you :) It’s my first conference thingy since teaching myself to sew- I could pee my pants, I’m so excited!!! Thanks for planning such a neat gathering!

  240. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
    They’re making headlines!!

  241. Wow some English wit and humour I suppose.
    Not sure I can help you there sorry.

  242. What a grand giveaway. I adored your last post. My birthday is the 24th and I’m still waiting for something to change. Oh here’s to a year of change.

  243. Something funny? Hmmm…certainly not this awful dreary spring we’ve been having here in north-central PA. I need to win a giveaway to keep from being depressed! thanks for the chance!

  244. Something funny … the other day our kitten Hendricks ate a daddy long legs and two flies. Then he was sick. OK, the first bit was funny!
    Gem
    x

  245. From my daughter’s facebook page: “I just know my car is a Transformer and I’m waiting patiently for it to tell me so.”

  246. Charm and a layer cake, what is not to love about that. Why is it we can never get enough fabric and always want more!!!
    Thanks for the chance to win and win and win.

  247. Funny… but a little sad, with a bit of sweet. My 2.5 year old dislocated his elbow last night after a rousing game of “five little monkies jumping on a bed”. He was a total trouper. At the ER, he shared a room with a nice lady who had hurt her foot. As soon as his elbow was relocated, he waved really hard at her and said “I CAN SAY HI NOW!” Guess he couldn’t have waved with the other arm, lol!

  248. Why did the button cross the road? To see his flatmate. Sorry its my sons joke. I could’nt think of anything else. I love the fabric.

  249. Thanks for the great giveaway! Can’t think of anything funny, but I would love to make my little girl something special with that lovely hoot fabric:)

  250. Well, I guess this is pretty funny… I ran outside today wearing a plaid shirt and my spongebob pajama pants to check the mail beacues I was too lazy to put on jeans.. I rolled out of bed and I’ve been entering in giveaways all morning/afternoon!

    I think someone drove by while I was out there…

  251. So my coworker just told me he made up his own joke and I’m to tell it to three people to see if they think it is funny. So you might as well be one of them.

    What does a cow use to cut his grass?

    A lawn-mooer.

    Thanks for the giveaway.

  252. I loved that line of fabric – great choice for your giveaway!

    I made the kids fake mustaches to take to a local burger joint that’s logo is a mustache. Super fun! Come enter my giveaway as well – a nice stack of fat quarters:)

  253. There is a new show on The History Channel called Mounted in Alaska…I think its about taxidermy, but with a title like that it could easily be mistaken for something else. I know I definitely did a double take.

  254. I have a sad story–

    Two nuts were walking in a forest and one was a-salted.

    :)

    I’m obsessed with owls lately. Where did this obsession come from?

  255. Hm, something funny… I am typing this around my cat because she sleeps on my lap.

  256. duck walks into a bar and says, “gimme some chapstick. put it on my bill.”

  257. After my potty-training son went #1 in the car, I sent my husband a text saying, “Well, we just had our first accident in the car.”

    Maybe not my smartest text…

  258. Yesterday I had a piece of granola bar go down my shirt, into my bra… AT CHURCH!

    Natalie in UT
    joel and natalie at yahoo dot com

  259. Sooo a duck walks into a bar….
    that’s as good as it gets!love the solids!

  260. A week ago, my 18 month old neice was over playing with everything she could find and hid a few. I’ve been looking for a wallet ever since. So, yesterday I moved my kitchen table about a foot away from my kitchen island. This morning while I was having breakfast, I looked over from the table and from the new perspective noticed something under the kitchen island. It was a small jewelry bos and the the wallet. It really made my day just imagining what she was thinking when she hid them there. :)
    Thanks for the great giveaway.

  261. My 2 year old has a new saying, whenever she falls down or drops something she says “what happend?” and looks totally mystified. Its pretty cute :) Thanks for the giveaway!

  262. Knock knock jokes are always a hoot over here with the kiddos. Usually they are nonsense when the kids make them up like… Knock knock, bananas, bananas who, bananas on your head mommy… All I know is I need to laugh and say great job. Eventually they will get the hang of jokes!!

  263. Ok, so my 18-month-old neice was over a week ago and was palying with everything and hid a few things. Fast forward a little to yesterday when I moved my kitchen table about a foot. This morning when I was eating breakfast, I looked over at my kitchen island and from the new perspective saw something underneath. It was a small jewelry box and wallet that my neice had been playing with and hidden. It really made my day to imagine what she must have been thinking when she hid them. :) Thanks for the chance to win a great giveaway.

  264. What an amazing idea for all these giveaways! It is so much fun looking through all the new sites and finding some favorites. I would love to win “It’s a Hoot”. Looking forward to coming back and checking out what all your blog has to offer :)

  265. fun fabric! It’s not really funny but watching a guy totally not get why he can’t get material pulled at the archives 2 minutes before closing is rather ridiculous. Life doing research brings one in contact with many crazy things…

  266. EXCITING NEWS: My little man (7 month old son) starting crawling over the weekend!!!!!!!

  267. Today I woke up and got dressed, walked my older daughter to school, hung out with some neighborhood moms for a few minutes, packed up my younger daughter to drive to the gym, walked from the far parking lot through the entrance and across the gym to drop her off at childcare. It was only once I reached the locker room that I discovered my shorts were on inside out.

  268. So a man walks into a bar with a priest, a rabbi, and a golfer. He looks up and says wow…one of us should have seen that. Not funny? Sry, my jokes are nowhere near as awesome as your site!

  269. Funny? I’m not funny at all so I’m going to have to call on a classic laffy taffy joke to help me out with this one. Ok…here we go…
    What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? — shore

    Haha!!

  270. Don’t know any kids’ jokes; other jokes are too long; and still other jokes are just not worth passing forward. Hope the fact that you are so talented, generous and inspirational to all of us out here makes your day. Thank you.

  271. My little boy was watching one of his favorite Preschool shows featuring The Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood. When he heard the Big Bad Wolf and saw her chasing Little Red, he had a puzzled look on his face and said, ” Oh no! The Big Bad Wolf is gonna blow her down!” Thanks for giveaways :)

  272. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    2, but we can’t figure out how they got in there!

  273. Don’t know any kids’ jokes; other jokes are too long; and still others just aren’t worth sending. Just know that you are an inspiration to us out here and your talent and generosity is really appreciated. And Happy Birthday! And – sure would like to win.

  274. I am just starting quilting and it is a little expensive to get started so give aways are appreciated. As for something funny, the other day I ripped a huge hole in my pants from my crotch to about half way down my thigh and didn’t notice until I was outside a felt a nice breeze, yikes :)

  275. What a great giveaway. I love owls!! I could tell a bunch of things that I think are funny but that no one else would think of as funny. So I’ll just tell my nephew’s favorite joke (he just turned 5) What’s a pirate’s favorite resturant? AAARRRby’s.
    It’s much funnier when a kid tells it..

  276. I think this fabric is adorable! Of course, I have nothing funny to tell you… I think my funny has been sucked away by the school year. Luckily, there are only 10 more days of school and then the summer and I can work on building up the funny again :-)

  277. A clean house is a sign of a broken sewing machine…

    Lovely giveaway! Thanks for the chance!

  278. wow…i feel such pressure to be amusing…

    when i was pregnant my man was reading me these terrible laffy-taffy jokes of the net. ten minutes in he read a joke that was SO bad i was in hysterics for fifteen minutes. i’ve never laughed so hard. the award winning joke?

    question: what’s brown and sticky?

    ready?

    answer: a stick.

    yes, That is the joke which nearly launched me into early labor. utter fail.

    thanks again for the giveaway!

  279. The fabric is WONDERFUL! I sent one of my blogging friends a link to some fabric I had just purchased online. I got a reply about 5 seconds later. She was laughing. She had just put the same fabric into her shopping cart on the same site. In fact, we both ordered 3 small fat quarter bundles of all the same fabrics. Great minds running amok!
    Thank you for participating in Giveaway Day!

  280. I just signed the lease for my very first house. I am going to school in the fall so I can not buy just yet but Im excited to have a place of my own.

    lindsay.forgette at gmail dot com

  281. Looking forward to seeing all the quilts for the next Blogger’s Quilt Festival. Going to the quilt show this ways is SOOOOOOOO much easier on the feet and cheaper on the gas bill as well. Enjoyed the comments left and wish I had gotten it on the List sooner so I could have heard from more of the Festival Goers! Job well Done!

  282. Looking forward to seeing all the quilts for the next Blogger’s Quilt Festival. Going to the quilt show this ways is SO much easier on the feet and cheaper on the gas bill as well. Enjoyed the comments left and wish I had gotten it on the List sooner so I could have heard from more of the Festival Goers! Job well Done!

  283. Something funny…well today I went to town and bought me some fabric fun and a book. As my neice and I were waiting for the store to open she laughed and said “But don’t you remember they were closed like this the last time we were here!” She is such a hoot. Thank you for the give away!

  284. My 4 year old says she is going to be a quilt maker when she grows up …….” Or a spaghetti eater”, lol.
    please pick me :P

  285. Well I’m not very funny, I hope you don’t hold that against me! =) I do love to quilt though and am happy that I found your quilt festival, I’ve already been looking around and some of the beautiful quilts.

  286. Thanks for the chance to win these lovely fabrics. I’m new to your blog so had a quick read, and saw in yesterday’s entry that you really like “Waiting for my real life to begin”. I love Colin Hay, and that is an awesome song. Great taste ;)

    Thanks again!

  287. The only reason people get lost in thought, is because it is unfamiliar territory.

  288. Oh, swoonage! When is 1 thing, 1 week coming back? Now for something funny: did you see Justin Timberlake on SNL this past weekend? Hilarious! Thx for the giveaway.

  289. I made two quilts from It’s A Hoot this Christmas. It would be an interesting mix with the Moda pastels.
    Ok, something interesting One of my 60+ pounds rescue dogs has an annoying habit of pulling pillows off the couch so he can prop his head on them. The other day the weather finally dried out a bit and I caught him carrying one of the living room cushions out the back door so he could recline on the patio in comfort. Crazy pooch!

  290. Whats funny is that my back is KILLING me from sitting at the computer all day entering giveaways….I might be crazy.

  291. A recent conversation with my oldest son:
    Me: Hey, go put a hat on.
    Him: Why? My hair is almost public ready.
    Me: Did you even look in a mirror?
    Him: I did, and I saw royalty.

    And that is why I love the chance to win some fabric that doesn’t have the attitude of an almost teenage boy. :)

    thanks for the chance!

  292. My son is going through a pirate phase so……
    what is a pirate’s favorite letter?

    ARRRRRRR…….

  293. I love the its a hoot fabrics :)
    Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
    Because they spend so much time at ‘c’.

  294. I didn’t wish you a Happy Birthday, I am sorry. “Hoot and a Holler” would be my cry if I was a winner. Be a wise owl, I didn’t win any of the prizes from the festival…

  295. something funny…off the top b/c my husband and I were just talking about this the other day… My brother told my 2 yr old that his hat was called a pimp hat. To this day she will always ask people if they are wearing their “pimp hat” when she comes across someone she knows with a hat on.

  296. A couple days ago I gave my 16 year old brother a card for his birthday that had a cute dinosaur on it that said You’re Dino-Myte. I thought he’d be embarassed but he and his friends thought it was hilarious.

    Thanks for the really great giveaway!

  297. hmm… trying to think of something witty, in fact I went to a few other give aways and came back here… still lacking witty

    How about a bad joke?

    Where do horses live?

    In neigh-bourhoods! ;)

    Andrea

  298. A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Leave! We don’t serve your kind!”. The mushroom says, “Why not? I’m a fungi!”.

    :)

    eleanor(at)unfamiliarceiling(dot)com

  299. Something funny… I have little kids so funny stuff always happens… Once I was making soft pretzels with my kids. I was helping my daughter fold the dough into the pretzel shape, when I asked my 4 yr old son, if he needed my help too. He started to laugh and held up the dough and said, “Look! A bum!” Boys!

  300. hmmm…funny…my kid just walked in naked and started dancing around…maybe I need some more coffee!

  301. Whenever my daughter says “fabric” or, more often “fabric donkey” it comes out “fukit donkey”. It makes me laugh like a little school girl. Mature, I know.

    Thank you for a fabulous giveaway!

  302. My 3 year old saw me sewing Sunkissed fabrics for my Quilting Book Club Basic Ease quilt “Ooh, mummy! Is this for me to lie on?” I expained that I was working on it and that it would be a quilt one day but I wasn’t sure who it was for. She replied “Well you need to hurry up and finish it because it WILL be for me, okay?!”

    Thanks for the chance to win your fabulous goodies!

  303. Wanna know what’s funny? I mistyped my own blog url when making my submission to Sew, Mama, Sew for Giveaway Day…. Gah! /facedesk

  304. always giving DH a bad time about not “hanging up” his cell phone before he makes a comment about the conversation or conversationee. other day i called insurance co. and left a message about a payment mix up. DH was so hot about it and ready to go storming into office to express his opinion. we had a heated discussion for a few minutes about him not getting on their case when i heard, “your message is nearing the end”. i burst out laughing and we laughed all nite about it

  305. You know how cats always need to be right on top of your work when you stop paying attention to them, well mine actual steals my pin cushion then starts to pull the pins out…. Other times when I’m making a quilt sandwich, he will actually bite the safety pins and pulls until they come undone. So far he hasn’t learned his lesson.

  306. OK, I’ll try something funny. My 4 year old grandson is big into pretending now. He has been the hero and Elijah is nowhere to be found. Now he is Batman, and his parents and sister are Batman’s mommy, Batman’s daddy and Batman’s sister, not his mommy, daddy, or sister.

  307. ahh…something funny…..

    miss 4 is my quilting buddy

    EVERY quilt shop we go to, she chooses a bolt of fabric and asks for “minny yum cut please!”

    sad thing is that her stash is growing faster than mine!!

  308. ahh…something funny…..

    miss 4 is my quilting buddy

    EVERY quilt shop we go to, she chooses a bolt of fabric and asks for “minny yum cut please!”

    sad thing is that her stash is growing faster than mine!!

  309. It’s so luverly, it’s so wonderful, that this fabric might belong to me (high note). Thanks for a chance.

  310. How is this for funny? I am sitting here with no teeth! Why, you might ask? Because they are at the dentist getting fixed, so I am trapped at home today!

  311. The other day when I was sewing I couldn’t find my seam ripper. I finally gave up looking for it and when I went to write myself a note about getting a new one I realized I was trying to write the note with…..my seam ripper!

  312. Love the It’s a Hoot! My daughter’s college mascot is an owl so she always on the lookout for owl stuff!

  313. I love this fabric…very pretty….we went out to dinner tonight and my dog has been recently jumping on the my chair when we are not home, so I put 2 pillows on my chair before we left and when we came home, there she was, it looked like we woke her up…in my chair…it was funny to us anyway…I really didn’t mind it..thank you for the giveaway…

  314. My son is toilet training at the moment (ummm, this might not meet your criteria, but it’s the only funny thing I can think of). While sitting on the potty doing number 2, he said “tight squeeze, Mummy. Need a magazine.”

    Thanks for hosting the giveaway!

  315. Well, I teach kindergarten and one day one of my students, a little girl, came in from recess to tell me that one of the boys in the class was hurt. When I asked her, “Where is he hurt?”. Her reply was, “His little guy got hurt.” I thought it was cute.

  316. I was sewing one day and my daughter (then about 2.5 yo) was “helping”. She was helping so much that I asked her “Are you helping or hindering?” Without a seconds delay she perks up and says “I hindering!”

  317. God doesn’t let women over sixty have babies because He knows we might put them down and forget where we put them. Okay so that’s not really funny but I do so like your giveaway! I love to have that charm pack and layer cake.

  318. Commenting from Australia on a beautiful spring day. Yesterday, while finishing off a robot wall hanging, there was a funny moment when I realised I had sewn the straps on the inside, so had to unpick and redo. Perhaps this was more frustrating than funny. Today I’m going to enjoy the weather outside before sew….
    allmap(at)y7mail(dot)com

  319. Oooh pretty fabric. Sadly it’s too late in the day for anything funny or even interesting out of me but I hope I can still play. :)

  320. These colors are so cute for anything bright, cheery and girlie.

    My 5yr son climbed in my lap and said “Mom, how do you fall in love, for real?”

  321. Funny? Let’s see… it’s an hour after my son’s bedtime and he’s calling from his bed, “Tell me a story, Mama!” I’m not laughing. ;-)

    Great giveaway, btw!

  322. Did you know the CDC has a guide for surviving the zombie apocalypse? I thought that was pretty funny.

  323. Ooh, a Utah girl! Sweet! Me too. Are you wondering, like me, at which point our lovely dry desert moved to Seattle? Good grief, this rain!
    Anyway, um, pick me, pick me! My 4 year old is learning to sew and making charm pack quilts is her current thing. She loves the owl stuff!

  324. Roses are red, violets are blue, if I don’t win I will cry boo hoo.

  325. I am amazed I hadn’t stumbled across your site before! Thanks for doing the giveaway. I adore the It’s A Hoot line. So, something funny…
    What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
    A stick

    he.

  326. After checking out something on my sewing table, my 4-year old decided he wanted to applique something today. And we did: we added some applique to a plain t-shirt for him. But he insisted on calling it “croquet” – no matter how many times I tried to convince him it was applique. :)

  327. Gosh, funny but not gross? I live in a house full of boys, so that’s a tough one.

    How about in the tenth grade when I was running to catch up with a friend and got pushed into a locker. My pants got caught on the lock and {due to either my intense speed or the cheapness of my pants}, they tore to the knee. Not “at” the knee – - down TO the knee.

    So, my parents made me ride the bus and I had no car at the school. My parents worked a half hour away, so there was no one to bring me clothes. No worries, said the secretary, just change into your gym shorts.

    Which were teeny tiny and stained.

    And I hadn’t shaved my legs in at least a week.

    And I sat next to my crush in the very next class.

    Yeah.

    Not sure if that was funny, but it had to be better than “pick me, pick me!” ;)

  328. Would love to win.

    Something funny: I saw this quote today…something like “Birthdays are good for you. Research has shown that people who have more, live longer.” lol!

  329. Love the fabric! Here’s my story–
    I teach high school math. One of my colleagues is pregnant currently, and so the kids have babies on the brain. One of my students was talking to me, and out of nowhere, asked, “So, when are you going to get a baby?” As if they come from the baby store!

  330. The colors are so pretty, they remind me of all the flowers that are beginning to bloom right now. I’ve been interested in translating photos into quilts. These colors would be great to interpret garden photos.

  331. My daughter’s favorite joke when she was four – “Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!”

    Hope that makes you smile!!

  332. Hi Amy! Usually I have some really silly/witty thing to say but when asked – as you did – I go blank. Perhaps that’s funny. Not in a haha way but in a “isn’t that funny/weird?” way.

    Thanks for the chance to win!

  333. Something funny…something funny…I once had to sit through a movie with a life-sized cut-out of Orlando Bloom as my date. Now that was pretty funny! My friends even bought him a ticket.

  334. What a wonderful giveaway. I would love to be a part of it. Thank you. atchisonsteph at gmail dot com.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

  335. Its monday and mondays are not funny days – I can tell you that it is 5:51 my time and I have sat at this computer the better part of the afternoon – what am I doing? I have a great project waiting for me – all cut out waiting to piece….but I saw those magic words GIVEAWAY! and here I sit, typing typing typing away.

  336. I have a tuxedo cat I named Missy who doesn’t like anyone but me. She’s been known to offer her head for pets or scratches, and as soon as you touch her, she lashes out with claws extended! (You’ve been warned!) My grandson stayed over last weekend and left a sock behind. Missy found it, dragged it out to the middle of the living room floor, and used it for a pillow for her nap. She’s a weirdo ;D

  337. My 2 year old girls new phrase is “that’s crazy.” She’ll do something really sill and then say “mommy, that’s craaaaaaazy.”

  338. Happy belated birthday! And, your post has me in the mood for summer frozen treats… the layer cake reminds me of frozen Lemonade, Grape, Lime, Raspberry and Blueberry… makes my mouth water… as, of course, does the fabric itself!

  339. The fabric is wonderful, it would make a great baby quilt for the new grand baby my son and daughter in law are due to have in October. It is their first child and as of now have decided not to find out the sex yet. So grandma has to make a gender neutral quilt, and I need to find a pattern to make it out of too

  340. Thanks for the giveaway!!

    My 3-yr-old Ben has been saying the funniest stuff lately, not sure where he gets it. The other day, we were putting our rainboots on (we live in Seattle)…

    Ben: Are these made of wubber?
    Me: Yes, they are. They’re rubber boots.
    Ben: Where does wubber come fwom?
    Me: It comes from a tree. From a rubber tree.
    Ben (totally floored): Are you FWEAKIN’ HECK?!

  341. Not funny but the highlight of my day was a great coupon trip to the store 43dollars
    saved!

  342. I can’t believe it’s still snowing here in Utah. I was at State track friday and saturday. Friday it was a cold, soggy mess, rained all day. Saturday I got a severe sunburn on my neck, the only place I wasn’t covered up. I think my skin forgot what sun looked like!

  343. Wonderful giveaway! Thanks for the chance to win. Happy belated birthday. I enjoyed following along with Blogger’s Quilt Festival & I appreciate the work you did to organize it.

  344. My grandson just started crawling and he chases the dog!! And the dog is big, she’s an Irish Setter but she is afraid of the baby cos he grabs her chew toys.

  345. My husband and I live in Boston and to get around we mainly use our scooter since it can be parked right on the sidewalk. It has been raining here ALL week (boo!), but that doesn’t stop us from scooting around. My husband decided to scoot to this tavern to play a video game since there was a break in the rain. It just so happened to be a place that has big brunch and there was a line outside the door for it. The tavern has large windows right in front where he went to park. As he was attempting to park the scooter his foot slipped on the kick stand and down went the scooter…and he followed suite. Not only did ALL of the people in the restaurant see him, but eveyrone in line did too. Naturally someone had to call more attention to the situation by yelling out to ask if he was okay. He was brave enough to attempt the parking again and then passed by all of the people as they watched and snickered at him. I was hoping (and still am) that his incident pops up on youtube.

  346. Love your blog. Helps me get my shopping fix without leaving my home and useful to get the creative mojo going! Thanks for sharing with us~

  347. (drools) (wipes mouth) (continues drooling)

    I love the “Its a Hoot” line!

    PICK M……..oh wait…………
    (resisting the urge to say “pick me!” in all caps) :D

  348. I love your giveaway, and because I have NO stash at all (did I really say that) I would love a chance to add to my NO stash collecton. Besides, it’s just stinkin cute.

  349. I got a package today with a book.
    My 4 year old asked what it was, I said “a sewing book” and he said “of course it is, it’s for YOU, mama!”

    :) cute, a little funny.

    RP from BBC {at} gmail {dot} com

  350. okay…funny story- my husband and I were just away for our anniversary and it was a rainy, cold and windy day so we decided to go do some shopping at some cute little stores. We went in one store and there was a younger guy behind the cash register and no one else in the store. we were heading out when the guy says, “Nasty day !”. My husband frowns at him and replies, “Yeah, you too “. The guy looks confused and kind of stammers, “Well, have a nice day” as we are going out the door. We are in the parking lot and I’m turning around to ask my husband what his problem was, when he stops and his eyes get big and he says, ” Ohhh ! He must have been talking about the weather !! “. I’m like, “Whatja think he was talking about ? You think he was telling you to have a nasty day ??” He says, “Well, I thought it was some kind of new punk saying or something”. Umm, okay honey…new kind of “punk-talk” ? We aren’t even 40 yet ! I guess you kind of had to be there, but boy is our teenage daughter loving teasing him about this one !

  351. My daughter was listening to an old Goo Goo Dolls song on my iPod called “We are the Normal”; she said, “Mom, why are they singing ‘We are the lawn gnomes?” Such a goofball!

  352. I was moving around too fast yesterday and whacked my head. It made me cry a little, and I got a big goose-egg… then I realized I was being a big baby.
    thanks for the giveaway!

  353. I’ll share my kids’ (age 5 and 3) favorite joke:

    Why did the 6 run away from the 7. Because 7 8 9. Get it – 7 ate 9 :-)

    Speaking of my kids – They’d love that owl fabric!

  354. Here’s my favorite joke (and it’s very cheesey)When someone says “I’m stuffed.” My reply is “So life-like who’s your taxidermist.”

  355. What a wonderful giveaway! The colors are really pretty.

    Thank you for the chance to enter. :)

  356. Funny, funny! Drawing a blank here! …Ok super old stupid joke:
    Kid #1: want to hear a dirty joke?
    Kid#2: yeah tell me
    kID#1:a white horse fell in the mud
    Thanks for having the giveaway

  357. Something funny, huh? I can’t think of anything on the spot of course! How about something interesting… I’m 9 months pregnant! Baby due very soon!

  358. I like the name of the fabric, “its a hoot”, but i wonder if the fabric had pigs on it instead of owls, would they call it, “its a Snort” or for horses, “its a neigh” or something like that?

  359. Funny, waking up in the morning hearing the theme song to Chuggingtons a kids show on Disney. Am I loosing it or is it the 2 year old who wants to watch it 300 times a day : )

  360. I can wiggle my ears, but not when I’m smiling. I don’t know which I’d do first if I won this in the mail! Happy Giveaway Day ;)

  361. My husband and I have 2 cats. One fat, one not. We put the fat one on a diet and the skinny one lost weight!

    :)
    Sydney

  362. Just love giveaways.Is there nothing better to do on a rainy day, that does involve re-runs? My other half thinks that I am nuts, siting here tapping furiously at my laptop! What a great giveaway and so many……Thank you.

  363. Thank you so much for the opportunity to win this.

    Here is something funny.

    Why are rivers rich?
    ***** they all have two banks ******

    Thanks again.

  364. I don’t have anything funny.. but was wondering what this fabric would look like if it was called “it’s a Boot” instead?

  365. Hehehe funny but not gross, that’s tough since all of the jokes I hear come from my 7 year old, which means they’re ALL gross :) Potty humour, can’t wait to outgrow this stage…

  366. My goodness – a day’s worth of errands and you’ve picked up quite a few comments. ^_^ Congratulations! Not amusing – racked my brain on that one for a while, long day, I suppose – but I wanted to let you know I enjoyed my visit, and I’m following you now. All my best!

  367. Here’s something funny: I wish I could be a stay-at-home-mom and quilt all day!!! HaHaHa (that will never happen, but it’s a nice dream)

  368. My neighbour came over with her 5 year old son today & he asked if he could come over sometime to bake with me. So of course I said “yes, why don’t we bake cookies tomorrow?” Then he exclaimed “Tomorrow is going to be the best day EVER!” Cute & funny all in one!

  369. Haha – I’ve had fun reading through other people’s comments!! Much more entertaining than mine would be! In random, rather than funny, comments, just want to say thanks for the festival – so inspiring!!

    And thanks for this giveaway too – lovely fabrics!

  370. Your giveaway is amazing! Wow! Thanks for a chance to win!
    Something funny, huh??? How about, he who laughs last thinks slowest!” ggggg

  371. I can’t think of anything funny because I have been blog hopping for hours. So I fond this joke that someone posted somewhere in cyber space and I will share that…

    This is about the best I can come up with:-
    Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house, exclaiming, “Maggie, cud ya be sewin’ on a wee button that’s come off of me fly? I canny button me pants.”
    “Oh, Angus, . . . I’ve got me hands in the dishpan right now. Go up the stairs and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin’ ya with it.”
    About five minutes later, there’s a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs. Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose, comes Angus. The little lady looks at him and says, “My God, what in hell’s name happened to YOU? Did you ask her like I told you?”
    “Aye,” says Angus. “I asked her to sew on the wee button an’ she did. Everything was goin’ fine, but when she bent doon to bite off the wee thread, Mr. MacDonald walked in….”

  372. hello! i’m not very good at coming up with funny things on the spot, but the fabric is gorgeous and i will definitely be having a proper look around your blog! :)

  373. So today, my 5-year-old son was colouring a picture of a turtle. He says, “Mummy, I’m going to name him Frisky the Turtle.” Oh, what a cute name, I thought. Then this evening, he came to me and said, “Mummy, I’m going to give Frisky the Turtle a new name.”
    What a shame, I thought to myself, because I love the name Frisky for a turtle. “Yes,” he declared. “I’m going to call him Frisky the Head.” Wow, I didn’t see that one coming!

    Thanks for the chance to win!

  374. I get it….It’s a Hoot charm pack and your asking for a good hoot with a joke. Clever!

  375. I loved looking through all the quilts that were entered in to festival. Thank you for hosting.
    I really can’t think of anything funny, but I do have a cute 8 month old that loved to suck on her toes. That cute image should put a smile on your face. It does for me.

  376. I can’t think of anything funny! But I have to share my DD was full of delight this am when on our walk we saw duckling in the cement creek!! (we live in the suburbs!) :)

  377. I don’t have much funny today. But something not so funny. When I went to the bottom of the stairs to the basement this morning, there was a small puddle of water. Into the rec room I went to check out the new carpet and sure enough a pipe had sprung a leak and the whole room was flooded. DH was not happy. Nor was I. But what can you do except smile and get on with things.

  378. My 15mth old daughter loves to pick upa book and “read” to her dolls and bears! She even does the tone changes in her voice just like I do! She loves doing it with my mobile too and walks around the house like her dada! I love its a hoot fabric I have made a pram liner out of it and it look great! Thanks for the chance to win!

  379. my son checks my hair many times a day to find the “eyes” that “see” with my mamma vision when he is picking his nose or acting up.

  380. This morning I was at our fabric shop. DH says . Is there anything you want. I said Oh heaps but it is not a need just a want. He says go on buy it…..I did

  381. After an experimenting with water and gravity, we discovered that subfloors absorb water, halting the progression of gravity. This lends to a sensation of warped board. Conclusion: H2O +gravity +particleboard= vacuum speed bump!

  382. My son told me a marriage story the other day after I put on makeup. It was so touching, it made be cry, and messed up my makeup. I was in tears, but everyone else was laughing at me for being so sentimental. i didn’t think it was funny at all! But I’d love to enter your giveaway.

  383. When my kitten Sheriti was 4 months old she was a tiny little girl only a bit over 2 pounds. At Christmas time I was filtering a batch of Chocolate Raspberry Port…sounds yummy right! Well Sheriti jumped onto my shoulder and launched herself headfirst into the bucket of port…OMG! OMG! I scooped her out and she went running, trailing rivers of port all over the carpet.. the hose from the electric filter is spraying port all over the walls…I’m chasing Sheriti who is hiding behind a chair licking herself. How do I explain that my kitten died from alcohol poisoning?..not going to happen! I finally grabbed her and ran to the bathroom, filled the sink with water and dunked her in and out about a hundred times. She was so insulted! I, on the other hand,could have used a large glass of port about then…but I had walls and carpet to clean. True story!! Fabric would ease the trauma considerably!

  384. “On a traffic light green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘yield’, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means ‘hold on,’ yellow means ‘go ahead,’ and red means, ‘where the *Bleep* did you get that banana at?’” – Mitch Hedberg

    quixoticdreamer(at)hotmail(dot)com

  385. After Easter dinner, my daughter came into the kitchen where I was carving the last meat off the ham bone. Shaking her head, she said, “poor pig!” Okay, so maybe you had to be there.

  386. Funny, eh? Okay, here goes….lol!
    A tisket, a tasket ….me needs more fabric for my basket!
    I wrote a letter to Amy, so I could be the winner of this gamey!
    But on my way to the post office
    Oops! I must have dropped it….

    Okay, I’ll stop torturing you…lol. Those charms are sweet!

    hugz
    Pam… by the by, my kids tell me I’m NOT funny….nope, not funny at all…but I still try!!!

  387. Our 2 year old granddaughter has trouble pronouncing “grandpa”.
    So she calls my hubby, “grumpa”! LOL~

  388. you always have the best giveaway prizes! hmm, something funny. how does the ocean say goodbye? it waves. hehehe.

  389. Not sure if you would consider this funny but you had to be there I guess. I was looking for my 14 month old son’s booties for him to wear in the house, I kept asking where his shoes were (I didn’t really expect an answer) but to my amazement, he walked up to where his shoes were and pointed at them. They weren’t the ones I was looking for but I guess I did ask him where his shoes were. Anyway, like I said, you had to be there.

    Thanks for the giveaway.

  390. Knock Knock
    (who’s there)
    Boo
    (boo who)
    it’s just me you don’t have to cry.

    My 3 year old niece’s favorite.

  391. Not sure if you would consider this funny but you had to be there I guess. I was looking for my 14 month old son’s booties for him to wear in the house, I kept asking where his shoes were (I didn’t really expect an answer) but to my amazement, he walked up to where his shoes were and pointed at them. They weren’t the ones I was looking for but I guess I did ask him where his shoes were. Anyway, like I said, you had to be there.

    Thanks for the giveaway.

  392. I love your blog. The morning after Mother’s Day, my 7-year-old daughter told me “Mom, I think you should do most of the work today since it’s not Mother’s Day anymore.” Gotta love it…

  393. There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says, “It’s getting hot in here!” The other muffin says, “Ahhh!!! Talking muffin!”

  394. Something funny……..I have four little girls and a wealth of stories to draw from but I can’t think of anything, oh wait! Our newest arrival came about five weeks ago and the day we came home from the hospital we went for lunch. In the middle f the restaurant my two and a half year old announces in a reasonably loud voice “That baby came out of your vagina”. It was a lovely moment that we shared with half the restaurant!

  395. Love the giveaway – thanks so much for the chance!!
    So here’s a joke from my daughter for you.
    “There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says, “Wow! It’s hot in here!”
    The other muffin says, “Oh my gosh! A Talking Muffin!”
    :)

  396. Last summer my 3 yr old son needed to go potty. I asked him to go inside through the garage. Not very long after that he came back out of the garage. I was puzzled becuase he did not actually have time to go inside, take care of business, and then come back out. I go into the garage-only to see that he had done his business on the car tire.
    thanks for the chance~Amy B

  397. By “day,” I’m a lawyer. The judge’s own chambers couldn’t tell me if the judge needed me to be there this morning. And when I did go, I wasn’t needed. When I called this afternoon to see if I needed to go tomorrow morning… they still didn’t know and told me to call in the morning!

    I guess that might only be amusing to me, but heck, I do what I can. :D

  398. I am loving that It’s a Hoot line, so I’d love to win! Not much funny stuff going on today..I’ve actually been pretty boring today! Sorry! LOL Thanks so much for the giveaway! ;-)

  399. What is invisible and smells like carrots? ……………………Bunny Farts

  400. Great giveaway! hmmmm a funny comment, Why do elephants have trunks? Because they would look silly with glove compartments. and Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

  401. So…end of the world? That was awkward…

    As my arm-waving 6 year old said to the newsman on Saturday: “It was FAAAAANtasy!” :)

    katiefewell(at)gmail(dot)com

  402. Such beautiful fabric. Thanks for this fantastic giveaway!

    My personal favourite joke is……

    A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

    The frog is thrilled, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”

    “No,” says his Advisor, “in her biology class.”

    I think it’s rather cute! :D Hope you have a lovely day.

    Erin x

  403. Lovely giveaway! I am big MoMo fan but don’t have any It’s a Hoot yet. Also I adore layer cakes. Thanks!
    So my three year old has just started telling knock knock jokes and they always go:
    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    Lightning McQueen
    Lightning McQueen who?
    you!!!!!!

    That’s it. Just “you!!!” as his punch line. Every. Time. Kids crack me up!

  404. I’ve no joke to tell you, but the layer cake would be just right for the diet I’ve just put myself on: no calories, looks delicious and fills one’s thoughts so that no food is needed :)

  405. yikes – something funny? How about “pick my nose! please!” or my 6 y/o boy’s other joke lately – “What did I just say?” (it takes a second…)
    Thanks for the giveaway – I’m a follower, but missed the boat on an entry for the BQF this last time. Next time!!

  406. Cute and funny – a sure way to get a smile at my house is to say “All done. Hat.” Which is what my darling daughter said one morning when she was finished eating her bowl of oatmeal. Maybe she thought oatmeal would make her hair grow?

  407. Great giveaway! I would hope you pick me but after going through all 3 lists for sew mama sew I can see why its boring to receive the same thing over and over again. I would suggest looking up comedian Jo Koy for entertainment. He is HILARIOUS! He might be a bit gross at time but I think he is amazing. Worth a try if you get bored :D

  408. Q: Why did the spaceship land outside your bedroom?
    A: I must have left the landing light on. Sorry its my sons funny joke.

  409. Love the fabrics and Hope to win….well why not? Some one has to so why not moi:)Have a great day Amy :) hugs
    Vicki

  410. Wow what beautiful prizes!
    It’s too early for me to think of anything funny, I haven’t consumed enough coffee yet, but my toddler did just tip his milk all over himself, it made me laugh anyway!

  411. A joke from a popsicle stick: Where do bees go on their days off? The Wax Museum!

    That’s what I get for cleaning out the freezer…

    Thanks for the giveaway.

  412. Went for a “girl-dinner” yesterday and one of my best friends having a hard time with her to small boys told me: We spend the our children’s first year teaching them to walk and talk and the rest of their childhood telling them to sit down and shut up.
    Had never thought about it, but is so true. We had a big laugh!

  413. Eeeeep!! Owls are my BIGGEST obsession ever! I would die dancing if I won this fantastic giveaway!!

  414. Thanks for the generous giveaway!
    I not sure what to plan for the charm pack ^^
    Well, maybe will used it to make small patchwork project like wrislet, pencil case and also wallet :)

  415. Great giveaway!

    Something funny, ummm… my 17 month old has learnt the word poos and will call out loudly in public places when she has gone in her nappy “MUMMA POOS!”

  416. What a lovely giveaway! On the fun side (or not so much for me…) I have just managed to try and answer the phone and in the process wreck the lounge…spill my tea, break the phone, drop EVERYTHING that was on the dining table onto the floor AND scare the cat half to death – it’s looking to be a good day already. x
    carmenvm@web.de

  417. What a lovely giveaway! On the fun side (or not so much for me…) I have just managed to try and answer the phone and in the process wreck the lounge…spill my tea, break the phone, drop EVERYTHING that was on the dining table onto the floor AND scare the cat half to death – it’s looking to be a good day already. x
    carmenvm@web.de

  418. I’m not sure that I’ve got something funny to say! It’s 10am, I’m at work in England and noone has made me a coffee in ages (no, I’m not some kind of despotic boss who expects people to make me coffee, it’s just that I bloody well made them one so it’s their turn). I’m bored already and alternating between entering giveaways, wondering how wide the white border on my crochet cushion should be and thinking about what I might eat next. Not funny, not smart, but not “pick me”!

  419. OK silly joke. What is orange and sounds like a parrot…………………………….. a carrot.
    If I won this fabric I would make a quilt for my mum as she loves owls!

  420. I’m sorry. I’ve got a lot of jokes I would like to share with you. But all of them are in german. And I think after translating they are not funny anymore. That is why I just got one of my favorite youtube-movies: http://youtu.be/GrIp3k5pJQM. It is just about a pug saying batman. Hope you like it!

  421. wonderful giveaway. thanks for the chance to win such a pretty layercake.

    tomorrow is my hub’s birthday. the day after is my daughter’s …so am a little harebrained today.

    my two year old just discovered glitter pens. i’m seeing glitter and punched butterflies and red jello in a bowl, besides a furiously coloring little girl.. the things that happen when i concentrate on the internet!

  422. I’m not sure I’ve got something funny to say! It’s 10am in England, I’m at work and noone has made me a coffee yet(no, it’s not that I’m some kind of despotic boss who expects people to make coffee for her, it’s just that I made the last one for my colleagues and I’m bloody well not making them all).I’m bored already and alternating between entering giveaways, wondering what size white border to put on my crochet cushion and thinking about what to eat next. Not funny, not smart, but not “pick me”.

  423. Thank you for the chance. I have a super nice Idea what I would sew, just in case I win.

    I would start my first baby quilt blanket. The fabrics will make a super cute blanket.

    Thanks again

    Svenja

    you can also win something on my blog

  424. ‘Mummy you’re really old; but not as old as Grandma & Grandad!’ My LOVELY 6 year old this morning!

  425. Funny is not my strong suit, except that funny (unfortunate) things seem to happen to me. Just recently, I went to MA to visit my twin sister for our annual twin retreat. We drove 2 hours north from her house to her new vacation home, only to find that we had not brought the keys. It was 10 PM, so we put the back seat down in the car, and settled in for the night, figuring we’d figure something out in the morning. It turns out, a neighbor noticed us “loitering” and called the cops. It was embarrassing, but also a godsend, because this cop spent an hour with us trying to figure out how we could “break in” to my sister’s house. Ironic, but an hour later, we were in, all thanks to the men in blue.

  426. I have a little friend, who’s always amusing. Around the age of 3 he started calling DVDs and DVD players DVDVs. Always wanted to watch a DVDV on his TV.

  427. A very generous giveaway, thank you for the chance (very small chance!!). 507 comments before me – WOW!!
    Teresa

  428. we were at the zoo last week and my kids nearly freaked out when they saw a kid feeding the giraffe because the giraffe has a very long black tongue that pokes out and grabs the lettuce. it was really funny, to me anyway! thanks for the giveaway chance.

  429. I am *loving* your quilt entry – the linen is gorgeous. We don’t have the Moda crossweaves in Ontario yet, maybe someone will start to carry it soon :-/

  430. I wish I had something funny to say but my little one year old is teething and it is no fun at all.
    I would love some new fabric to brighten up my day.
    mhairia77(at)gmail(dot)com

  431. My 4 year old told me today that I am so funny because I know lots of knock knock jokes but he only knows one
    Knock knock
    Who there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Banana split.
    Then he laughed hysterically, very cute but not really all that funny.
    Gorgeous giveaway and Pick me pleeeeease

  432. Great prizes! Something funny…let’s see…my 2-year-old daughter is obsessed with Hercules and is currently using her “super strength” to throw her baby dolls around the room!

  433. Pretty fabric! Yay, how exciting!
    Silly, and an oldy but a goodie….

    What do you call a fly without wings?
    A walk.

    I’m going to check out your tutorials.
    Thanks for the chance.

  434. I love the It’s a hoot charm pack! It will make a perfect quilt for my daughter…but not until fall…we are expecting our newest blessing (our 10th!) any day…so there won’t be much sewing , at least for a little while. THanks for the giveaway.

  435. Yesterday, my four-year-old son decided that he wanted to see what it was like to “have a baby in his tummy.” So, he stuffed his pants and shirt with as many of his stuffed animals as he could. He decided that it felt nice and snuggly. Too bad he didn’t have himself in his tummy – he was not nice and snuggly!

  436. Thanks for the great giveaway. I’m not great with jokes, but I think it’s great when my daughter asks me how I know if she’s actually taken a nap or she just said she did. I just tell her, Mommas just know :)

  437. Thanks for the giveaway and recap of market – I love to see all the pictures! looks like a Hoot! :) Sorry that was my funny comment! thank yoU!

  438. something funny… my daughter and niece had this conversation last Sunday:
    Nadia: I have cancer in this game.
    Emmie: Yeah, cuz you get better from that.
    N: No, you have cancer until you die!
    E: I think it’s hard & painful & difficult, but they can make it to go away.
    N: Nope, you have it forever, but sometimes it gets kinda better so it’s like you only have allergies.
    E: Well, let’s pick a sickness you can get all the way better from.
    N: OK, we’ll say I just have a broken spine.

  439. Those are such beautiful colors! They make me smile. It’s been a long season of drab here this spring, so so I really appreciate color now.

  440. I manage an Elementary School Cafeteria. There are 4 more days of school left. Then our school will be closed for good. It is one of 3 that the district is closing for budget cuts. I have decided to simply retire after 20 plus years. It is bittersweet.
    The good thin is now I can sew,garden and do my pottery a whole bunch more. Thanks for listening and also for your great giveaway and blog!

  441. It’s 11:23pm and I’m trying to think of something funny! Owl be sure to think of something that would make you hoot with laughter after I finish this post!

  442. Your quilt market photos are making me jealous! I really like your blog, glad I found it through giveaway day, I’ll be following!

  443. Lovely! Thanks for the chance.

    Something funny? My toddler is giggling enthusiastically because our dog keeps chasing her tail.

  444. Your quilt market photos are making me jealous! I’m glad I found your blog, thanks for entering giveaway day! As for something funny, I got nothin this morning, sorry!

  445. This is a great giveaway!

    Funny…well, whenever my chihuahua wants food she starts rubbing her head on the bed to get my other dog to fight with her. She does a crazy run around the house a few times. Then she sneaks up on my other dog and growls at her.

  446. Something funny? Well, yesterday my toddler thought it wa the funniest thing ever to say ‘Bum, bum, APPLE!” LOL! She was laughing so hard every time she said it! Her first joke ever – I am so proud! :)

  447. I can never think of anything funny when I’m asked to! So I’ll borrow something, “Hospitality is making your guests feel at home when sometimes you wish they were!”

  448. Love the fabrics! I have been so busy lately I forget what I am supposed to be doing. I am supposed to be doing homework for a summer course, but I am taking a break to enter your contest!

  449. Happy Birthday Amy! and thank you for the chance at this great give away :)

  450. Well, the funniest thing I can think of is my little 2-year-old who’s sick today. She’s been throwing up (not funny, I know), which is a completely new occurrence for her, and when I try to get the bucket to her to avoid a mess, she says, “No hat!” because, of course, she’s always played with that bucket as a hat.

  451. Oh my goodness, what w wonderful prize. I would love to win. I am having so much fun seeing all these wonderful blogs and entering so many giveaways. I also have one going if you would like to enter. Isn’t it fun??

  452. My nephew told me the other day that when he grew up he wasn’t going to go to jail because he was going to keep his fingernails cut short!

  453. Such pretties for giveaway! Something funny:
    I was standing in line with my sons at Walmart Sunday night and my youngest started saying: “Bikinis, zuchinnins, martinis” and I couldn’t figure out how my 6-year-old strung those together then I remembered it was in Katy Perry’s California Gurls. I didn’t think he was paying attention. It made me and my older son laugh.

  454. One of my favorite Laffy Taffy jokes.
    What did the insurance agent say to Adam and Eve?

    I can see you’re not covered! :)

  455. My hands hurt – why you ask – it”s giveaway time and I don’t know how many I have entered now!

  456. Funny? Sorry but this is when they ask ask you to tell a joke and can’t remember any… I can’t think about anything funny. Anyway, those are lovely fabrics.
    Regards from Barcelona.

  457. I’m from the UK and we need some rain – instead all we’ve got is ash from Iceland – oh and Barack Obama!!!!

  458. Our cat lets us know when he wants to go to bed at night. He meows incessantly until someone carries him to the bedroom and pets him until he settles down to sleep. Are we a couple of suckers or what?!

    crystalarcand (at) gmail (dot) com

  459. Love this giveaway!
    Something funny? The thought of me having to babysit 5 kids tonight. Aging from 4 months- 7 years. Lord, help :)
    jacy468 at aim dot com

  460. I’m not very good at funny…but I saw some funny pictures recently of basset hounds running! haha. Thanks for the giveaway!

  461. Hi!
    since last week we have a new puppy and like all dog owners might know, it takes some time until tehy control not leave their mess everywhere. So I stepped a few times into one of them. The good thing about that? I hope it brings me luck to win your lovely giveaway :-)

  462. I am so loving the hoot charm pack and Bella Solids Pastels – Layer Cake. Pleaseeeeeee pick me!!!!

  463. My little 2 year old nephew loves to dance. Whenever he hears music he wants to dance. He made my sister and I dance at a restaurant even! :)

  464. Hmm,…something funny….My son (at 12 months)heard my husband say my first name, Meagan and insisted on calling me “Meggie” for months. He would yell for me in the morning when he woke up,..”Daddy,..Meggie.” :) Thankfully I broke the habit by only reacting to Mommy. He calls me mommy now.

  465. Funny story: I wrote down my sister’s name for a giveaway at our local quilt guild earlier this month because she was busy at the time. Well, she won the drawing but said “that’s not my name, but it IS me” because I had written down her maiden name instead of her married name by mistake. She’s been married for 7 yrs, but by mistake I had written down the wrong last name. Of course she got me back on Mother’s Day with a card made out to me with MY maiden name. Ha ha

  466. I am not a very funny person. This is the only joke I remember and I hope it does border on the gross side or affend anyone.
    Why did the blonde stop nursing her baby? She was tired of boiling her nipples. My son added to that joke by saying “all she had to do was say come get them while they’re hot” He was only about 5 at the time. Thanks for the very generous giveaway. Your blog is on my favorites list. pegwatkins@comcast.net

  467. A man walked into a bar and said, “Ow.”

    I spend too much time with little kids!

  468. Oh I soo love that It’s a hoot fabric. You want to hear something funny but it’s not as easy when English is not your native language. So the only joke i can remember is: How do you get a fat person into bed? – Piece of cake!

    Sorry for the bad joke. But it makes me smile.
    Claudia x

  469. funny and gross? well…not really gross
    how do you make a kleenix dance?
    add a little boogie!

    Cuuuuuuute!!!! fabric
    thanks for the giveaway!
    email in profile
    or
    nicmowat (at) gmail (dot) com

  470. Oh I soo love that It’s a hoot fabric. You want to hear something funny but it’s not as easy when English is not your native language. So the only joke i can remember is: How do you get a fat person into bed? – Piece of cake!

    Sorry for the bad joke. But it makes me smile.
    Claudia x

  471. i am becoming quite a sugar-motivated person i suppose. every time i see “layer cake” i get a craving for a slice of true layer cake, maybe in chocolate with espresso buttercream?

  472. Hmmm, I just got spit up on by our new 2 week old baby. My 3 and 5 year olds think that’s pretty hilarious!!! Thanks for the generous giveaway. I would love to be the lucky winner!

  473. My kids are always funny to me so I will tell a story of them. My youngest likes to get out of the bath, dry off and put on his rubber boots and run around the house naked….he is two!!

  474. I think the funniest thing I have to share is that my twin girls are currently running around in cloth diapers and Thing 1 & 2 shirts that are too big. :)

  475. Something funny? The first time I met my brother-in-law I made supper for him and my sister, dessert was a pie which needed cornstarch to thicken it. I used a generic container to store this in, but didn’t realize until months later that this was in fact a container in which my then-husband was storing his Dr Scholl’s foot powder. So the pie was thickened with foot powder! I told this story at their wedding – and apologized for trying to poison him.

  476. Hmmmm, something funny… while I write this my tiny chihuahua is sitting in my lap, snoring louder than my husband does!

    cwonitoy(at)shaw(dot)ca

  477. I asked my son what he was getting me for my birthday and he very quietly said, “A new sewing machine.” He dad, sitting there also, said, “James that was supposed to be a secret.” “I know, that’s why I said it quietly!”

  478. Something funny??? That’s a lot of pressure, especially when I seem to have lost most of my brain cells since having kids. Love your site!

  479. My 2 year old was eating a snack of cheese and crackers with my husband. He decided snack time was done so got up to put it away. My daughter ran after him yelling, “Wait, cheese, come back!”

  480. This morning we had a bluebird in the fireplace behind the glass doors! Pretty little thing is nest hunting,I suppose. We rescued the little intruder.

  481. I sat and stared at a Goldfish box trying to think of something funny, and about 10 minutes later I realized that the sound I was hearing in the background was not rain, but my dishwasher gasping for breath. However, I don’t really think that’s very funny – more sad, I would say. Either way, I’d actually start a quilt if I had a charm pack – my biggest issues are my inability to “finish” something once I’ve started it, and picking out the “best” coordinating fabrics. :)

  482. The funniest thing I’ve seen lately is my 6 month old nephew’s newly acquired crawling skills! He sort of leaps forward using the tips of his toes and his elbows. He hasn’t quite mastered getting his butt in the air yet. But he is SO proud of himself!

  483. What a generous giveaway! Thanks for the chance! My four year old recently told me, “A nose is like a little suitcase for your boogers”

  484. My eight month old is a dancing queen. She’s got Youtube videos to prove it!

    Thanks for the giveaway!!

  485. Love all the beautiful solids. I just made a quilt from the It’s a Hoot for my niece’s wedding. Used the layer cakes and jellyrolls. It is so beautiful esp. for a young couple.
    Congrats on the good publicity. Great job on everything!

  486. At last night’s Modern Quilt Guilt meeting, we had a long, hilarious discussion about “Hipster Craft Fairs.” This is when you go to a hugely hyped craft fair hoping to find great things and be inspired, but really all you find are “vintage upcycled” wall hanging (toilet seats with nickels glued on) and “upcycled lamp for decoration only” (a broken lamp full of jolly ranchers). I mean, of course there are super clever lego paintings, but they are a thousand dollars each, so that is out of the question. And the place is crawling with banjo and accordion playing twenty year olds with half their hair shaved off. Great for people watching, but SO not my scene.

  487. My sister (when babysitting): It’s kind of noisy in here
    The eldest about 5 that time: Of course it’s noisy. We’re shouting!

  488. My husband heard my daughter’s ipod alarm go off, and when he retrieved it, we saw the reminder was “Tell Mom I love her”. Totally sweet, but we’re still mystified why she set it at 11 p.m.!

  489. I was telling my 4 year-old son (for the 2nd or 3rd time) that he needed to clean up his toys. He looked me right in the eyes and said “mom, I thinks now would be a great time to sew something”. I think he wanted me to leave him alone! :-)

  490. Hmmm, funny?? How about cute? My 3 little ones – all under age 5, like to lay out their blankets and play “fabric” like mommy. I love it!

  491. Something funny.. actually this nearly scared me. Yesterday I almost forgot to post my own giveaway! I was so excited about it and totally went space cadet and didn’t post it until almost too late! But I am also pregnant so I am blaming the baby for the moment! :) Thanks for doing the giveaway! love your choice!

  492. Something funny…my daughter always comes up with things that make us laugh so hard. A few years back she was sitting in the car,we had just picked her up from a birthday party. Out of the blue she says “people think I’m great” Apparently someone must have thought she was alright at the party :)

  493. What a hoot it must be to read all these funny comments! (What a lame pun…)
    My kids tell me that it’s so great to tell me a joke, I have such a bad memory for jokes, each one sounds new to me even if I heard it a hundred times (this joke is on me)

  494. When we were little, my sister got upset one day on the way to ballet because she didn’t want to have to wear a leotard (which she thought was “Leah-tard” and my name is Leah). She wanted her own personalized “tard.” Thanks for the giveaway! leahclaireh(at)gmail(dot)com

  495. So I fractured my sacrum and I have a crooked jaw due to TMJ….told my husband he should have asked my dad for warranty ;)
    bunchofbees at gmail dot com

  496. My 4 1/2 year old nephew is constantly asking for cake from the local supermarket. Loves the frosting on the cakes there. So my mom starting telling him he needs a job to pay for them. It’s getting a little expensive especially if they don’t have any of the little ones. So, the other day he woke up and found a dime on the floor. When mom went to check on him, he said that he had money and asked to buy his cake. Lol

    If fun waiting for what he’ll come up with next! Thanks for the qiveaway!

  497. It’s a lot of pressure to come up with a witty comment. :) But thanks for the opportunity to win something cool. And timely in my case…

    barbara-ellen(at)hotmail(dot)com

  498. Was playing Disney Princess Barbies with my daughter (3) yesterday, they princesses were threatened by a dragon (Rex from Toy Story, cast against type) and Snow White saved the day by KO’ing the dragon with a Bruce Lee Hi-ya karate chop (she may watch a lot of kung-fu and boxing movies with daddy). I thought it was very resourceful of Snow White ;)

    Thanks for the chance!

  499. something funny, but not gross? Ummmmmm. . .
    When I asked my 3 year old if he said good bye to his Aunt Christine the other day he said, “Oh yes! She smells good!”

  500. Oh, It’s a beautiful in the neighborhood so won’t you be my neighbor!..
    Have a great day. Hope you hear from lots of great “neighbors”.

  501. Last week, my nephew proclaimed my spaghetti the best EVER and it’s way better than his mother’s. My husband thinks this is funny because my sister in law is one of the best cooks we know and my husband wishes I cooked like her!

  502. I went to the movie theater with a friend the other night. She was showing me her fancy popcorn buttering technique where she just gets a half bag of popcorn, takes it to the butter squirter, tosses with butter and then goes back to the counter to have them fill the rest of her bag with popcorn. She had set her drink down and when she walked away I moved the drink closer to me so other people could do their buttering. When my friend returned to the butter station there was a line so she bent down to take a drink of “her” soda that was sitting on the counter. It happened so quickly and I could see her face make that quizzical look when she thought something tasted strange and her eyes looked up at me across the counter and noticed I had two cups with me. Then the look of horror. One of the gals at the butter counter said, “Well, that was slightly creepy!” Of course my friend bought her a new drink but we just cracked up all night over it. It all happened in slow motion as I started waving at her to stop. Reminds me of that McDonald’s commercial that’s playing on tv lately.

  503. I don’t know anything funny to post. If I could post a picture I’d send you one of my dachshund stuck in the sleeve of my sweatshirt, but since I can’t I’ll just leave you to imagine

  504. at my first dinner with the In-laws i made a lemon-meringue pie.
    everyone complemented me on the vanilla flakes in the cake, which was strange since i didn’t put any… only later, when washing the dishes, i realized it was the non-stick coting i accidentally scraped from the pot.
    i hope i at least made you smile
    :)
    katz.gali(at)gmail.com

  505. What a great giveaway – I’d love to win. I’m afraid I’m not very funny!! But I can share that I’ve started a diet last week and I’ve lost 10 pounds already – I’m very proud of myself!!!

  506. Something funny: No matter where I stash my slippers in our house, my lovely dog finds them and puts them in his bed. When I come home from work, at least I always know where they are!

  507. Argh! I can never think of anything funny when I’m asked to! Erm, when my daughter was younger (3-ish), she would say “Knock-knock.” Of course we’d respond, “Who’s there?” and her answer was always “Burrito!” She’d burst out laughing. We have no idea where she got that or why. Sorry, not that funny unless you’re there.

    Thank you for the lovely giveaway!

  508. My funny of the week: What do you have when a midget fortune teller escapes from jail?

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    A small medium at large…… yuk, yuk, yuk ;-)

  509. I just had to think of ice cream seeing the pastels… now I searched my whole -20°C for some little bit of leftover ice cream… but nothing there *sniff*

  510. I’ve told this story many times, even on some blogs, so I hope you haven’t heard it. A boy of about 6 or 7 was telling me about his dog. He said “He’s a Doberman Pinscher, but he doesn’t pinch, he bites!”

  511. from my 2 year old:

    “Momma, I want to go get the funnies.” The dogs love to chase the bunnies when they go outside and Claire wants to join in. Too bad the “funnies” are too fast for her and the dogs.

  512. Man, I am stumped on something funny! I do have a student who started calling me Miss Remona when he was 3 and now he is 15 and he still calls me Miss Remona. I guess you have to be there! Thanks for the chance to win such beautiful fabric.

  513. I just found my tomcat stretched next to my boyfriends’ toolbox. Such a funny sight! Boys will be boys ;-) In the meantime, I’m enjoying the sight of beautiful fabric patterns!

  514. Once, my two-year-old son saw my husband kiss me, and then tried to kiss me the same way! O_o

  515. No sense of humour this morning sorry, was woken at 6am by an aftershock that knocked out the power… Random fact, we have now had over 6600 aftershocks since September!

  516. My 7 year old son keeps coming home with real groaner jokes and he can tell them with a straight face… The latest: What’s a frogs favorite meal…Croak-a-Crola and Flies (instead of Coca-Cola & Fries).
    Thanks for a chance to win your awesome giveaway!

  517. wow….. something funny???….. really cant’ think of anything as I’m not at a very good situation at the moment…. :-( but… had such a great time reading all those funny things here!!! Made my day!!! Thanks for the giveaway!!!

  518. Well hello there. You have a fabulous giveaway prize and I’d like ot thank you for that. Since you want something interesting to read and I’m sure are tired of the same ol’… allow me to ammuse you with a pun or gut-groaning proportions. *clears throat*

    “The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.”

    haha!

    Thanks for a chance at a fabulous prize! Krencamp(at)gmail(dot)com

    xo

  519. Hmmm… Something funny… I’ve had a horrible weekend, so let’s see if I can find a silver lining… just overheard my youngest at the dinner table say, “Me like EVERYTHING” (as in food), then she paused and said, “me no like Kraft dinner!”! lol!!

  520. A penguin walks into a bar and says – “Have you seen my brother?”

    “I dunno” says the bartender, “What does he look like?”

    Ha ha.

  521. Okay, here’s my funny for today. I was leaving a comment on a blog and forgot to say something so I went back to add a second comment. WordPress gave me the following error message, “You are leaving comments too quickly. Slow down.”

    Uh, didn’t know I could type faster than the computers/software could process! LOL

  522. My name is Amy and your name is Amy so I think you should pick me to win!!! :-)
    Lovely fabric!!

  523. Um. I’m not funny. No, really, I’m not. BUT I do swwwwoooonnn over Moda fabric, especially since I’ve only seen it online. Never in real life. I know, HUGE bummer. So anywho, thanks for the great giveaway!

  524. Squishy berries on the sidewalk… ew, gross… the look kind of like blackberries, but still… And then, a chance conversation with a friend, said his mulberry bush was full of juicy goodness… “They don’t by any chance look like…” So I spent the afternoon mulberry-pickin’!

  525. Well this may not be funny but DD missed the bus this morning, it’s a 45 min drive to school and I’m broke for the week so she’ll have to stay home. Only positive thing is she’s complaining about missing her first sewing class at high school! That’s got to be good, right :).

  526. Lovely charm pack…

    What is the longest word in the english language?

    “Smiles”… because there is a mile between the first and the last letter ;)

  527. I currently have my 13 day old son laying on my chest. He was born at home 19 days early after just 3 hours of labor. It was intense and awesome and we’re glad we had planned to have him at home since I don’t think we would have made it to the hospital on time. Plus, my 3-year-old got to meet his little brother right away. I think if we ever have any more kids we are going with a homebirth with a midwife again all the way. We were so blessed by an uncomplicated labor and birth!

    Those fabrics are lovely, and I do still have to make a thank you gift for my midwife! Thanks for offering it up!

  528. How many retired people does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just one, but it takes them all day!!

  529. I love fabric, and adore Moda. I live in Dallas and Moda is here in this area and my dream would be to work for them in some form or fashion! Thanks for a lovely giveaway! Susan

  530. I was telling one of my friends who doesn’t sew about my quilt project to which she responded, ” so what you are telling me is you cut up perfectly hood fabric sew it back together and pay more to make your own quilt than it cost to buy one in the store. Sound like a blast.” You have to love non-quilters.

  531. I would love to visit Utah again someday. my aunt used to live in Salt Lake City. i was two yrs old the last time i visited. that was a looooooooooong time ago. thanks for the giveaway.

  532. Love that Hoot (and the pastels)!! Thinking I might have to hunt (non-violently) some up if I don’t win some! It would make a stunning baby quilt!

  533. I can tell you something funny or sad?
    Okay both..
    I am just learning to sew and while I THOUGHT I could take on a task of a blanket I THOUGHT WRONG!
    I thought, ‘Self how hard can it be to sew a straight line 4 times?’ Okay sew it wasn’t sew straight, but it was going to be turned inside out right? wrong! I sewed one side inward and the other one faceing out!
    Sew needless to say I had to unpick all of the corners(yeah I forgot to leave a spot to turn it-so!)
    I finally got it done but I don’t DARE give it as a gift!!
    I also just want to say how hard it is for me to cut into gorgeous fabric…but I am because I have been practicing on all of my scraps(mistakes)!
    Thank you for the opportunity!

  534. Would love to win your giveaway. My funny, well not so funny experience. At a large get-together of friends I feel something around my ankles. Look down to find it is my skirt. Talk about mortified!!! Did not take long to get it hitched up and turn mighty red!!!!

  535. Can I say how jealous I am that I couldn’t go….not open to public….bLAH!!! LOL

    Oh I can think of some AWESOME Things to do with this!! Maybe I will become lucky!!

  536. Something funny…I thought there was something wrong with my squash plants, but I didn’t realize that there were male and female flowers and the male ones just fall off and die. Thanks for the giveaway!

  537. Erm, okay, a funny comment…
    Actually, I don’t have one, but I want to wish you a belated birthday – your birthday is the day before mine! Can’t believe how many May babies I am finding. :)

  538. We are having our ultrasound tomorrow to find out the sex of our baby, if its a girl would love this fabric for a cute baby quilt! The other day my 6yr old son told me I was getting “round” and then proceeded to show his Dad that he has a baby belly too. My husband just told him, boys don’t have the babies they just make them..luckily he ran off without asking any questions…

  539. Happy belated birthday,it looks like you had a lot of fun with your friends. The material you are giving away is one that I have been trying to buy for 2 months. I just started quilting 2 months ago and it seems like m money goes for templates, thread, and fabric that is on sale the cheapest. I dont have a stash so I have to buy everything right away. That will change. I live in South Dakota and by winter I will have a stash, and projects lined up to do. I lived in Ms for 15 yrs and living in the cold in the winter turns me into a hermit. Not use to it anymore. I have joined you and I am looking forward to seeing what you will have in the future. Good luck and thanks for the chance of winning, this is fun too.

  540. My something funny would be watching my husband and 9 month old granddaughter singing along with Mickey Mouse! We have her for the week and are really enjoying it. Thanks for the chance to win such great fabrics.

  541. My dog always hugs one of her toys while she sleeps. The other night she was hugging her red rubber chicken. Imagine a german shepherd curled up on the couch hugging a rubber chicken like a child hugging a stuffed animal. Now THAT’S funny. ;)

    Thank you so much for the chance to win.

    razberiswrl@gmail.com

  542. Do you mean you have enough time to read through 676………677 now, comments? Amazing! lol
    And you want wit from us too?
    (Its 0245 here in Uk at the moment and I cant sleep! I found you via another blog then another and now cant recall where I started from, and whose blog space I was in, in the first place……. how daft am I! )
    Is your partner/hubby/brother/mum a stand up comic maybe and are they in need of inspirational material for jokes? Or will you sell any jokes to s stand up comedian? (Thats great idea why didnt I think of that!)
    Well if you read all 677 comments gal……..you get my vote thats for sure! Enjoy! :)

  543. Hi, why are dolphins smart ? Because they live in schools(school of fish). Thanks for the giveaway ! joyenwen(at)yahoo(dot)com(dot)sg

  544. My 2 1/2 year old was put to bed an hour ago, but it banging on things in her bed and singing “This is a PARADE! This is a PARADE!” at top volume over and over and over. I think the parade book we have needs to be moved out of the bedtime rotation.

  545. I think the funnies here are such you had to be there!
    Trying to get my mom’s house on the market. Had floors refinished. Try coupling that with Everclear, wall splashes, criminal record (amazing what you can learn on Google) ADD adult and more…………it did get funny but………

    Love the solids. Have just about none.

  546. I am trying to think of something funny but it’s not coming to me hopefully a surprise will come to me in the mail

  547. OK, this is not seasonally appropriate but it is what popped into my head. My daughter’s 3 year old version of We Wish You a Merry Christmas:
    We miss you a merry Christmas
    We miss you a Merry Christmas
    We miss you a Merry Christmas and
    a happy new Ear.

    Made me laugh each time she sang it.

  548. I was in a waiting room and this little boy was playing with a toy. His grandmother asked him where he got it and he replied “McDonalds. That’s where you get toys.”

  549. oh my…I am in love with this fabirc!! So cute!…there is something about owls lately and would make an adorable quilt for my new little one coming this summer! :)

  550. usually my daughters think my sewing creations are cute but one day i was trying to use the remains of cut up jeans from my jean quilts. When they saw what I had made they were thinking 70′s…not a good thing mom. We had a good laugh.

    my daughters were not thinking my jean pocket purses were worth reproducing. then we went to a craft show just weeks after that and what did we see, jean pocket purses in more than one booth HA HA we all got another good laugh! Then this year my daughter’s husband’s grandma made their little daughter a jean book bag with what else but a jean pocket on it. Ha Ha again! The first thing her husband said when he saw the bag is well your mom will like the pocket! Ha HA again! Do you have a family joke that just makes you laugh when ever you see something that reminds you again of an incedent? I said at least when I die you will have something funny to remember me by. Ha Ha. I know this will not seem funny to all of you but for us it is a hoot!
    Thanks for a chance to win some sweet fabric. janita

  551. My 4 year old daughter tried bargaining with me the other day. She said “Mom, you have a choice. You can let me drink Gatorade and then I’ll listen OR you can let me drink water and I won’t listen. It’s your choice Mom” She cracks me up!

  552. oh my I am in love with this darling fabric! Would make an adorable quilt for my new little one coming this summer! :)

  553. Oh, gosh, I can’t think of anything funny. I should send a picture of myself, cause I have a REALLY bad haircut that I’m sure is funny to everyone but me!

  554. I teach preschool so I hear something funny every day! Here’s todays! Preschooler, “Do you have a baby?” Me, “No I don’t have one.” Preschooler, “Well you should grow one, my mom did and I like my sister!” Hahaha!! If only I could go to the store and just grow one in a pretty pot over the summer! Thanks for a chance to win!

  555. A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says “We don’t serve mushrooms here.” The mushroom replies “Ah come on I’m a FunGuy” Get it- haha

  556. A joke from my kids:

    What do you get when you cross an alligator with a parrot?
    An animal that bites your head off if you don’t give it a cracker!

    Thanks for the giveaway!

  557. My son just turned 8 Sunday, and was sad that his time-outs were going to be 8 mintues now! Then the laughed and said they would be and hour when he was 60! I hope he doesn’t need them when he’s that old! Thanks for a chance to win!

  558. I asked people to leave a comment with something random abut themselves and one woman said “I can’t stand the sound of styrofoam rubbing together. It is the proverbial nails on a chalkboard which ironically doesn’t bother me at all.” That really cracked me up!

  559. That charm pack is cuter than cute. Did you that owls make a clicking sound as a warning to other animals before they make their move?! True! Thanks for the chance!
    Vanessa

  560. My hubby and I were sitting down to dinner our first night on Kauai and a woman walked up to us and asked if she could try some of our fries and then dug in. Shocking but all we could do was laugh.

  561. This past Sunday, during our breakfast crepes my 3 year old was sent outside until he calmed down and stopped screaming at the table. My husband opened the window to check on him and witnessed a golden rainbow flowing out of the child. He watched it lasso into the air and cover the child’s head and face. The laughter didn’t stop for the rest of breakfast. Silly children.

  562. I love that charm pack. Super cute. My comment: I went to the zoo in Chicago over the weekend and found an awesome anteater stuffed animal in the gift shop. I’m completely psyched because he is so unique, but am still trying to decide on a name. Thanks for the giveaway!

  563. wow! this is an awesome giveaway! i’d love to win it, thanks so much for the chance!

    i’m really bad at telling jokes… but last week one of my parent’s cats got spooked and ran off in an unfamiliar area. we’ve all been out looking for him, posting on craigslist, putting up posters, etc. we’ve gotten a few calls from people who’ve seen him, and a few people mentioned that he seems to have made a friend, they keep seeing him with with a black cat. on friday my mom was out looking for him and she asked a little boy, he was about 7, if he’d seen her big grey cat with green eyes. the little boy looked at her all serious and said “i have, but i think he’s married though” ha! we all got such a kick out of that!

  564. I’m quite new to the online world of quilting–it’s FUN but can be a little overwhelming! So many generous people willing to share not only fabrics and patterns, but knowledge & tutorials! Thank you!

  565. Well, I can’t think of anything personal, but I once went to a trunk show by Eleanor Burns and she is a complete hoot! She shows several mistakes she’s made, like upside down blocks, backing corners folded over while quilting… you name it, she’s done it!

  566. I serve breakfast at the local grade school. Today, a child told be I was the “best cooker ever!” His food choice–Honey Nut Cheerios and milk.

  567. this comes from my 6 year old son: What is the only kind of shoe you can eat? a cashew!

  568. Something funny?… I should be crocheting but instead I’m participating in all the blogs I can from Sew, Mama, Sew! :S

  569. Something funny?… I’m supposed to be crocheting but instead I am participating in all the blog I can before time runs out.

  570. hmmm funny…i think my 4 year old is hilarious…of course i’m her mom so i may be a little biased. lately she’s began to notice the difference b/n chubby and skinny…so i told her that it’s not nice to say out loud that someone is chubby. well the other day she went right up to someone who was pleasantly plump and asked them “are you skinny?” the man, who was very serious replied. “uh, no, i don’t believe that i am.” i about died.
    of course now, i think it was hilarious and sweetly innocent.

  571. It is almost 3:30 am and I have to try to be amusing? Well this is not so much funny as it is lucky and happy. Today I received the final supply I need for a fascinator hat I am making for a friend (some Russian veiling) – and then I realized that I forgot to buy some large alligator clips so that she can wear it. No worries though – the sweet seller had included 3 of the very size I need in the package as a thank you gift!

  572. Feel like, since becoming a mother, most of the things that make me laugh are things my son does. I have a feeling these won’t be too funny for anyone else, but you did ask for something funny.
    We have a piano at home and my husbad was explaining to our 1.5 year old about the different notes. So now, every time my son asks to be put on the piano bench, he very ernestly bangs on all the notes while calling out ‘do do do’.

  573. Feel like, since becoming a mother, most of the things that make me laugh are things my son does. I have a feeling these won’t be too funny for anyone else, but you did ask for something funny.
    We have a piano at home and my husbad was explaining to our 1.5 year old about the different notes. So now, every time my son asks to be put on the piano bench, he very ernestly bangs on all the notes while calling out ‘do do do’.

  574. I’m remaking the bedrooms floors from gres tiles to laminate, and it’s just PURE MADNESS, but I’m gritting my teeth and coping with it because one of the bedrooms is going to be MY NEW SEWING ROOM!!!! which I’m going to post about soon on my blog… as soon as I have a decent photo to show you!!!

  575. Hi Amy
    A friends 4 year old came out and said to his Mum My feelings are hurting me. So cute!! He didn’t want to got the preschool. Thanks for the opportunity to particate in the give away.

  576. A few weeks ago, well the day of the royal wedding, my kids were arguing in the kitchen. I went to see what was going on. Turns out that my seven year old son had told my ten year old daughter that the wedding had been postponed until the next day because Kate Middleton just remembered she had a doctors appointment. I couldn’t stop laughing!
    Thanks for the chance to win :-)

  577. Hi – my husband and I recently trekked across Europe with a backpack – I stopped by a place in Germany to buy hand lotion – the cashier got a really funny look on her face and said, “are you sure you want diaper cream” – oh well, that probably would have helped chapped hands too

  578. oh golly, something funny? I have a 10 month old, so her jokes are pretty much blowing lots of raspberries and refusing to nap :) Thanks for the giveaway!

  579. Something funny…hmmm. Well, as I was making sloppy joes for dinner the other night my two-year old daughter asked what I was making. After telling her I was making sloppy joes she said “MMMM! That sounds amazing!” Not too funny, but kinda cute. :)

  580. wow, you have masses of comments. something funny….. my 3 year old to her nursery carer ‘i love my mummy cos shes beautiful ‘ (aaarrrrrr) ‘but my daddy stinks!’ well it made me laugh! (and my hubby have a shower!)

  581. Woo hoo, I’ve got a one in 726 chance! Man, this Sew Mama Sew give away is competitive stuff!

    I’m glad I’m not too late in joining in on your fun, that Hoot charm pack and Bella Solids Pastels Layer Cake would certainly help build my meager stash!

    Maybe next year I’ll be able to give something away, this year, however, I got nothin’.

    Thank you for your generosity, I’ll be following along in your sewing adventures. One of the great things about this give away is the discovery of so many wonderful blogs!!

  582. Something funny… Whay are pirates, pirates? Coz they AARRHHH!! LMAO it’s our families favourite joke!!

    xo Steph

  583. Hi Amy! Great little giveaway, thanks for the chance! Something funny? Two things I have for you. Today I was baking two sheet cakes for a commission and my hubby came home for lunch (how dare he) and he called me to come and have a look at something! It was a baby gecko (they are rampant here in this part of the world!) and he was on his back and dead and missing his little tail. He was a baby. This is NOT gross! He was so cute. i guess the funny part is my hub and I were arguing in a playful way on which of our two cats were the culprits. As God as my witness, both were looking at us discussing this topic and then turned to look at each other and then both ran off! hahahaha! I love my kitties! Second, I finally sat down to eat food as all morning I was eating chocolate, butter, icing, powdered sugar, peanut butter, icing, oops and more icing and was strolling through this giveaway bonanza and was leaving a comment and fell asleep! Then, after a million kkkkk’s, I just kept writing! hahaha!! Thanks again, Alia umali666@yahoo.com

  584. Any time my dog sees a squirrel outside, he runs to the right side of the tree in back yard. The squirrel could be within reach on the left side, but my dummy dog runs to the right! Thanks for the giveaway!

  585. Ooohhh, MoMo is one of my favorite designers! I have the perfect pattern in mind for these two that would make a great quilt for my mom’s birthday!

  586. Oooohhh la la! MoMo is one of my favorite designers! I have the perfect pattern in mind for these two that would make a beautiful quilt for my mom’s birthday.

  587. I love that It’s a Hoot fabric. Here’s something to hoot at: My son did one of those fill in the blank thing for Mother’s Day. Thinking he’s 8 and wears a 10, he told the teacher that I (age 35) wore a 38. Such a blow to my self esteem. :)

    Thanks for the chance to win!

    Michelle (LemonadeGal)
    ms.michelle22(at)gmail(dot)com

  588. Oooh excellent stuff. Could make a nice quilt from that :)

    Hmm….

    What was King Midas’ problem? He had a gilt complex!

    Why can’t bank clerks keep a secret? Because they’re tellers!

  589. Hmm…something funny…my cat makes what I call a “stinky face” whenever he smells something unfamiliar. It makes me laugh every time.

  590. Yesterday I caught my 3 year old eating a stick. Splinters in his mouth and everything. No idea why.

  591. Two women walk in to a bar, the second one says “I didn’t see it either!

  592. What a great prize, I love the colours. Unfortunately I’m not much of a comedian. My jokes are sew-sew. Thanks for the chance to win!

  593. Thanks for participating in the giveaway week. This one is fabulous! Something funny…Hmmm…Purple chickens. That would be funny.
    amy_kirchhoff(at)sbcglobal(dot)net

  594. The funniest thing I can come up with now is what my daughter told her father. While he was making breakfast, she said “Daddy, it’s simple math. I’m going to be 5 on my birthday, so I get 2 waffles!”. That one will keep me smiling all day… Thanks for the chance to win!
    mrsmchappell at gmail dot com

  595. Ok I know we all think our kids and grandchildren are the smartest things but I have to say my grandson Ethan gives me a smile nearly everyday. Grandpa picked him up to carry him in the house and he said Nanny I think Ethan needs a diaper change. Ethan said Grandpa it was a volcano erupting!

  596. I know we think our children and grandchildren are the smartest but really my grandson Ethan really cracks me up. Grandpa was bringing him in the house when he said Nanny I think Ethan needs a bum change. Ethan said ” Grandpa it was a volcano erupting”

  597. Happy Birthday!! I have a joke for you:

    Two blondes are walking down the street. One says to the other: “Look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one eye and says “Where?!”

    thanks for the giveaway!

  598. Ok…funny moment..embarrassing too!
    I was being silly… running behind the cart at the store and JUMPED on the back…you know, “go for a ride”…well, the cart tipped! but I still hung on being DRAGGED down the ISLE with it!
    CLEANed the floor for them!

  599. I just gave a friend an outfit that someone passed onto me…it wasn’t my style. She wore it to church this weekend and went to her moms for lunch. She took off the jacket and her arms were purple! Her mom thought she wasn’t getting enough oxygen and wanted to take her to hospital! poor thing nearly had a stroke! This was a black velour outfit we guess that had never been washed? My friend had a good laugh about it…she couldn’t scrub all the dye off that day, so wore it again to evening service…Glad it wasn’t me :)

  600. I have 3 kids ages 5 and under, so some days just are a bit harder than others. Two days ago was a rough day, and in the middle of all the fits, siblings fighting, messes, etc., my 3-year-old son said to me, “Mom, don’t get mad. Get Glad.” I laughed so hard. And then decided to cut back on tv time.

  601. Love both fabrics, but the solids are beautiful!! Ok, a little joke from my 5 year old daughter. Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide! haha – Have a great day and thanks for the giveaway!!

  602. This was my first Market and I had a blast! I know I walked the entire circuit and still missed things as I see cute stuff on other people’s blogs. The most exciting moment of market for me was when I met Pokey Bolton from QA magazine and she knew who I was when she saw my name from my constant comments. :D Still not sure if I should be embarrassed or excited. I do like to comment! lol

  603. I was in the gas station the other day and I heard someone honking the horn loudly. The woman in line in front of me thought for sure it was her daughters messing around and was getting frustrated. I turned to look and saw that it was my (too smart for her own good) dog trying to get me attention. It was funny!

  604. GREAT BLOG!!! Love your giveaway too, but I guess everyone writes that….hmmm…something funny…..Where does a Forest Ranger go to get away from it all? If a fly has no wings, is it called a Walk? WOw they were funnier in my head! I’ll do better next time! Thanks for a chance to win something and be creative!!!

  605. Great giveaway, thanks for the chance to win! Something I find quite funny right now is the way my 2 year old talks, so many ordinary words sound like dirty words when she says them, for instance sock, fork, shirt, fish, they don’t sound so nice when she says them, we all get a good laugh though!
    okiedokiemama at yahoo dot com

  606. My son was so cute at the Smithsonian on Monday…we went to see the ‘Hope Diamond’ and he wasn’t impressed. Instead he turned and rather loudly said of a huge piece of quartz, “This must be the Hope Diamond!” =) It was absolutely adorable!

    Thanks for a great giveaway!

  607. Oooh, such fun at Quilt Market, I’m totally jealous!!!

    Something funny, my family just receied a trampoline over the weekend and the kids were all jumping on it all day Saturday and Sunday and Monday (holiday weekend). When it was time to go to school Tuesday morning two of the four of them said they couldn’t go “because the trampoline makes my leggy jumping and I can’t walk anymore” in these concerned little faces! It was priceless, turns out they got a little seasick! Totally cracked me up in that “you know you’re a mom when…” sort of way! LOL

    Thanks for the chance to win!

  608. I’ll try this again…it gave me an error, so hopefully it will work, if there are dups, sorry…

    This week, we visited the Smithsonian. We were all excited to glimpse the famous Hope Diamond. My 7 year old was less than impressed. He blurted out, “That’s ugly! This must be the Hope Diamond.” He turned to the nearest corner hosting a large white piece of Quartz, claiming that is must be the Hope diamond! =) It was really cute!

  609. My daughter gets annoyed when i dance around the house! Now that’s funny.

  610. I was so excited to find ou about this amazing giveaway feast that I stayed up all night going through the list of blogs and only this morning discovered I was on the wrong list for the fabric giveaways, that’s funny and sad. Sew glad and grateful to find some beautiful, glorious, yummy fabric at last perhaps the drought might break after all!

  611. Love your site. Thanks for participating in give away day! Market looked like fun – isn’t is neat to connect with people who have a creative passion and zest for life!

  612. Thanks for the chance to win! I love It’s a Hoot!

    I’m at: ambernoel226 at gmail dot com

  613. Hmm… something funny? Well, my husband and I are going to a ComiCon this weekend, and decided to take the kids for one of the days. So now my children are running around the house squealing and telling everyone they can that this weekend they’re going to VomitOn. Only we know that they’re really saying Comicon. Oi.

  614. Alright, so this may only work for me because I’m incredibly easily amused, but one of my favorite phrases to say is “Edited it.” Say it a couple of times, then make it better by saying the sentence “Ed edited it.” Makes me giggle like an idiot!

  615. Something funny: This morning my 4 y.o. daughter (with daddy’s help) sent me a text asking when I was going to be done making money. (Stemming of course from the whole “I don’t want you to go to work, mommy” and me: “but mommy needs to go to work to make money, sweetie”). Cutie.

  616. Funny?! I stripped down to nothing in 5 seconds flat and crawled on top of the kitchen table after a big bug fell out of the PJ pants I was wear?!!! I know you said nothing gross and at the time it was gross but really re-reading the story cracks me up! You can read the whole event here:

    http://oursimpkinsfamily.blogspot.com/2009/05/ewwww.html

    I’m certain it’ll be worth a laugh or two!

  617. When we are talking about “adult stuff” (work etc.) in front of my daughter one day she asked what the heck we were talking about, We told her it was over her head…she got really mad at us and yelled “of course it is you guys are taller than me!” She still doesn’t get the expression and it still cracks me up :)

  618. My husband has been sick and had to get a shot in his bum. While complaining that his bum hurt my 2 year old son offered to kiss it better. We were rolling in giggles.

  619. Something funny – a couple of weeks ago my fifteen year old son ran in a marathon wearing a morph suit (a sort of a lycra tight affair which covers all of you, including your head) – before he even started he was absolutely roasted & he tried to drink out of a water bottle, by sucking through the lycra….completely unsuccessful, and totally hilarious to watch… love you my big son
    Hope this brings you a smile Amy

  620. It’s a hoot is really cute. Something funny….I once wore to entirely different shoes to work. In my own defense, I was very pregnant and couldn’t really see my feet at the time.

  621. I have never been able to remember jokes but my son had to learn a poem to take into school this week and this is what he chose from our penguin book of poetry for kids:
    The moon’s a great white football
    The sun’s a pound of butter
    The earth is going round the twist
    And I’m a little nutter!
    I’m not sure it’s quite what his teacher had in mind but it made me laugh anyway.

  622. I work in a little store that sell mens clothing. Today I called a customer to tell him that the chinos he ordered had arrived so that he could come and try them on. He asked me “have you tried them on already” and I had to tell him that “no, you are the one that needs to try them”. “ooh”, he sayed. He is a really cute man with alzheimers that we help now and then, he always makes us smile. Thank you for the chance to win.

  623. Those colors make me want to start another project- but I guess I should finish a few of the ones I have started first!!

  624. I had the strangest dream last night – an old high school friend of mine landed a helicopter on the school oval (in Australia) and wanted to fly me to Seattle to meet my favourite band. I said OK of course!

  625. I dont really know anything funny, but I promise not to say “pick me.” Oops, guess I just did. :P Oh well, thanks for the chance to win the lovely fabric!

  626. Sorry about the double (now triple) post. It wouldn’t let me comment and then they all showed up at once, and my second is all weird looking. Anyway, please enter me for the ONE time, and delete the other comments. Thanks.

  627. Thank you so much for the great quilt festival. I love to see the quilt awesomeness from around the world and blog hop. Such a great idea.

    When you said write something funny what immediately sprung to mind is the great classic from Abbott and Costello when the two of them are playing baseball….with who, what, where on 1st, 2nd, 3rd base. I can watch this over and over and still laugh.

  628. Oh, your blog is so cool. I am going to subscribe to it in my reader so I don’t lose you. I am really inspired by those charms and the solids. I want to make a skirt out of charms. I have seeen a few of them, they are patchwork circle skirts. I have been saving them for a while, and cuting them too. It just occurred to me that having a selection of fabrics that matched each other thrown in there might be nice. Happy Quilting Fran

  629. Hopefully this isn’t a duplicate post. The first comment I made had an error in it, and came back in code, so I don’t think it worked. Anyway, I love charms because I am planning a patchwork circle skirt made from them. It might be nice to have some coordinating fabrics to work with.

  630. I would love to play with It’s a hoot charmpack…maybe make some nice baby quilts and patchwork bags… I hope I win!

    Erin

  631. Yikes!! Something funny and witty …darn I should have read this in the morning before the crazy day I had at work. I’m a bit brain dead now :(

  632. Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Cotton
    Cotton Who?
    Cotton a trap
    Must buy more
    cotton!

  633. I asked my 5 year old if he wanted more pineapple and he said, “no thanks. My tummy is nice and juicy now.”

  634. My son was going on a grade 7 band trip. He told me that the teachers were going to take them to a fancy restaurant. I was thinking “my these teachers are brave.” Then I found out they were going to Hardrock Cafe. LOL My poor son doesn’t get out much.

  635. So, what do you call a fish with no eyes? A FSH. Haaaaaaahahahaha!! This is one of my favorite fabric lines EVER so my fingers are triple crossed!!! Thanks!

  636. kay…really? did you see how my comment posted?? Sorry, but I must re-write it because I honestly have no idea what happened. My joke was- what do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
    Thank you.

  637. Here’s one from my two year old (warning: it’s not funny at all)
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Car.
    Car who?
    Car go down.

    Huh?
    Thanks for the chance to win those solids! I love them!

  638. What a great giveaway! My birthday is Thursday, so this would make an awfully nice b-day present :)

  639. I can’t think of a joke, but something I find funny and adorable is the fact that my niece (about 20 mo.) loves bunnies lately, but she calls them “bummies”. It’s so fun to see her point to a bunny in a book or somewhere and say, “it’s a bummy!” or sometimes she likes to just hop up and down saying, “a bum a bum a bum a bum” and we’re not sure why, except that “bummies” hop

    lydia(dot)hirschi(at)gmail(dot)com

  640. I can’t think of a joke, but something I find funny and adorable is the fact that my niece (about 20 mo.) loves bunnies lately, but she calls them “bummies”. It’s so fun to see her point to a bunny in a book or somewhere and say, “it’s a bummy!” or sometimes she likes to just hop up and down saying, “a bum a bum a bum a bum” and we’re not sure why, except that “bummies” hop

    lydia(dot)hirschi(at)gmail(dot)com

  641. Lovely fabrics! It’s kind of funny… I have been so busy crafting and reading all the comments on my own giveaway that I have barely entered any – trying to sneak a few in at the last minute :) Thanks for the chance!

  642. What a beautiful prize. Thanks for participating in the giveaway day. The 26th is my 27th anniversary.

  643. Why did the elephant paint it’s toenails red?

    To hide in the cherry tree

    How did Tarzan die?

    Picking cherries.

    Love the fabric!

  644. OH, the joy those solids would bring to my heart! It might be even more than fresh baked chocolate chip cookies…!!

  645. Those solids would bring me more joy than fresh baked chocolate chip cookies!

  646. Something funny happened the other day when I took my parrot out for a drive that lasted too long b/c of traffic. When I put him back on his cage when we got home, he said, “get out of here”. About 10 minutes later he was saying, “come here” I’m probably too far at the end to win, but thanks for the give away. (:

  647. whoops! i posted this in the wrong comment section! but thanks again for the giveaway, i’m going to poke around a bit more :)

  648. Today one of my students said my hair was beautiful… then asked for a piece of candy.